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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 24

    Naked Eric Trump Runs Through State Dinner Pursued By Screaming Au Pair https://trib.al/5r9K3kl pic.twitter.com/qEfFZD0pEB

    5:45 PM - 24 Apr 2018
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    Eric Trump
    36 replies 556 retweets 2,949 likes
      1. Ozzie‏ @Jurj_Clooners Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        What a rascal

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      1. Aaron‏ @EEslacker Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        Probably my favorite Onion headline/picture ever

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      1. Snarky Duck‏ @thesnarkenator Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        Your site was fun when we thought it was satire, but now that you've proven to be prophecy, this ain't funny anymore.

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      1. Carolyn  🌊‏ @abbytencat Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @HielscherRich @EricTrump

        I'll comment when I stop laughing.😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

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      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        ...a scene so common place that no one even looked up from their dinner.

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      1. DJ Burn‏ @DJBurn77 Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        I work in the bar/club/recording studio, and I don't drink on the job... I think Barack being so healthy that he does not need to see these guy to smell the alcohol. And Trump still hires the best people.

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      1. Caroline Williams‏Verified account @WilliCaroline Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @choptopmoseley @EricTrump

        Please let this be true.

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      1. seal-ial axe murderer‏ @k_brinst Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        pic.twitter.com/dRGBpBKWmp

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      1. Eric Trump’s Gums‏ @EricTrumpsGums Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        No fair #royalbaby

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      1. Kim bailey‏ @kimbailey39_kim Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        Lmao

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      1. OxfordMorse‏ @oxford_morse Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        You’re just kidding, right?

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      1. hippychickenfarmer‏ @shellywoman Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        brilliant pun! thank you.

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      1. Pinocchio‏ @pinocchiometer Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        Au pair- because the French are here.. else it'd be Nanny McPhee...

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      1. Andrea Hattler Brams‏ @AndreaHattlerBr Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        #makingdaddyproud

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      1. DebResists 💙 🌊 💙 🌊 💙 ☮️ 💟‏ @debgfreednurse2 Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        🤣🤣🤣😂😳

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      2. slick rick‏ @slickri39526366 Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        Is this another fake Saturday Night Live show

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      3.  🖤  🎸 🎸  🖤 [BUT SPOOKY]‏ @Colindoesntcare Apr 24
        Replying to @slickri39526366 @TheOnion @EricTrump

        What?

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      1. Zack Dunn‏ @IDunnThat Apr 30
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        @NateNate74

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      1. Little Symphony‏ @littlesymph Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        @EricTrump

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      1. The Dragon Formerly of Budapest  🏴‍☠️‏ @AlphaMaleDrG Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @EricTrump

        Someone can't hold their liquor... again

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