Totally photoshopped (she was wearing a red dress, not black).
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snap, i totes thought it was legit
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I just threw up in my mouth.
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Me too!
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i just threw up in someone elses mouth
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She's not that tall
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Stephen McLean, noted height critic.
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You've heard off me, sweet
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This is obviously fake news - Comey would be wearing a linen colored suit so he could blend into the drapes when POTUS walks by.

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Breaking News - Ted Nugent shoot waiter at Trumps State Dinner,citing Second Amendment rights to better service.
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Oh The Onion still has it!!
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He can kill a man 9 ways with his bowtie. She can kill 1000 with her charms. Together they are STOMEY. This fall on ABC.
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They’re Cops!
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THEY'RE GOOD COPS! I'm going to keep writing this joke and you are going to keep making it better.
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Thanks for a good laugh.
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