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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 24

    Report: Nothing Wrong With A Good Old-Fashioned Ham And Cheese Sandwich https://trib.al/zQQbq3t pic.twitter.com/ZR3giK4R1m

    4:00 PM - 24 Apr 2018
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    65 replies 420 retweets 1,905 likes
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      2. Tim Meltreger‏Verified account @meltreger Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Disagree. Who puts the cheese on the bottom? Terrorists, that's who.

        2 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. Nougat‏ @Nowugat Apr 24
        Replying to @meltreger @TheOnion

        Counter-terrorist winpic.twitter.com/Gc28fibFD1

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ahh, the classic ham and cheese sandwich. For when you realize you will never live the American dream and want to have enough left over for a 12 pack of Milwaukee's best.

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      2. Lieutenant Eric‏ @Lieutenant_Eric Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It sucks.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Brett Luchanski‏ @BLuchanski Apr 24
        Replying to @Lieutenant_Eric @TheOnion

        Ham and cheese from @FifendekelYEG problem solved.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jay Crockett‏ @ZeeTopShelf17 Apr 24
        Replying to @BLuchanski @Lieutenant_Eric and

        Needs to be sliced (off the block) cheddar cheese. Anything else just isn't the same. #noprocessedcheeseslices

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Brett Luchanski‏ @BLuchanski Apr 24
        Replying to @ZeeTopShelf17 @Lieutenant_Eric and

        Ya, but when at @FifendekelYEG you gotta go with the Autobahn. Mr. Holt @Lieutenant_Eric recommended and it did not disappoint 🤤

        1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
      6. Jay Crockett‏ @ZeeTopShelf17 Apr 24
        Replying to @BLuchanski @Lieutenant_Eric and

        Agreed.

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      7. Brett Luchanski‏ @BLuchanski Apr 24
        Replying to @ZeeTopShelf17 @Lieutenant_Eric and

        And you gotta get a piece of pie otherwise @Lowetide would be disappointed in ya

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. Jay Crockett‏ @ZeeTopShelf17 Apr 24
        Replying to @BLuchanski @Lieutenant_Eric and

        Apple pie with some cheddar is the only way to go.

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Ben Adlin‏Verified account @badlin Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yeah until it gets indicted

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      1. Mr. Profesee‏ @BlaineToner Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Grill it and then I’m on board

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      1. William Wright‏ @GedditWrightYo Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You'd think that, but just recently a ham and cheese sandwich made me deathly ill. It probably didn't help that the meat expired in 2012.

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      1. me‏ @GlenBrown15 Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What?pic.twitter.com/htujxphg2y

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      1. Շђє D✭LL✭S D✭PiFɆɌ‏ @fanofsport4u Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is deep, Onion.

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      1. Erica1984‏ @scruff594 Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn right. I recognize that. No quiz, no questions...it is what it is.

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      2. char ♛‏ @charlotteelynn Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @natalieikay

        Great retweet Natalie. Thank up for sharing

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      3. char ♛‏ @charlotteelynn Apr 24
        Replying to @charlotteelynn @TheOnion @natalieikay

        U**

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      2. Nick Peplow‏ @NDP1993 Apr 25
        Replying to @tHuff69 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/IGADNtXxP6

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