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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 24

    Sean Hannity Linked To Shell Corporation That Spent $90 Million On Properties https://trib.al/oqLXvbq  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/IIEXXieXKN

    2:15 PM - 24 Apr 2018
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      2. Vote, damn it. Nov. 6th‏ @WrittenComedy Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sean Hannity makes the news on every news network not owned by his employers at News Corp because his job to talk about things that are not news as though they are news. I'd even say that he's the Edward R. Murrow of 'not-news'.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Vote, damn it. Nov. 6th‏ @WrittenComedy Apr 24
        Replying to @WrittenComedy @TheOnion

        The rum raisin of inedible objects that taste like neither rum nor raisins.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. STFU Donny‏ @MolyneuxGerard Apr 24
        Replying to @WrittenComedy @TheOnion

        If those aren't raisins...

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Vote, damn it. Nov. 6th‏ @WrittenComedy Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sean Hannity both multiplies by and divides news equations by zero and produces a nothing-something product with a remainder that is made up of a surprisingly insubstantial-substance.

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      1. Vote, damn it. Nov. 6th‏ @WrittenComedy Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's my opinion almost exactly except different.

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      2. T. Michael Eubank‏ @TMichaelEubank1 Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What exactly did he do wrong is buying real estate as a group now illegal.

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Bobby Baccalieri‏ @BobbyBacala201 Apr 24
        Replying to @TMichaelEubank1 @TheOnion

        You are living proof that wisdom doesn't always come with age

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. T. Michael Eubank‏ @TMichaelEubank1 Apr 24
        Replying to @BobbyBacala201 @TheOnion

        Besides it was more of a question and a statement

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      1. John Alston‏ @thisjohnalston Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Carrion inspector." Awesome!

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      2. NutSak‏ @nNutSak Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He bought property? That's a scandal? Buying property with your money?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. New Energy Herald‏ @Newenergyherald Apr 24
        Replying to @nNutSak @TheOnion

        His money and my money and your money. My taxes and yours went to making Sean Hannity richer. But you won’t call subsidies like that socialism. You people are the biggest dupes on the planet

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. (o‿o) {нєℓℓσ‏ @TiaCarra Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ... and @TheOnion we know, no one buys property. Shame on him!pic.twitter.com/TCquwws7SI

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      1. Garbage fr8ter pilot‏ @xiaolinstyle Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @sarahjeong

        "He's got to have a good lawyer, right? I mean whatever he did Trump can just bail him out anyway. " Zachary Truant Snap chat filter critic

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      2. WhywouldI do that‏ @whywouldi_do Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wait, is this still satire?

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      3. Garbage fr8ter pilot‏ @xiaolinstyle Apr 24
        Replying to @whywouldi_do @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/l0mArOyCYs

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      1. mellow‏ @TreesMellow Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Okay then what he said as an entertainment host was wrong. If Billy Bush can be fired for what he said than so can any other “entertainer” for spouting BS. Happens all the time. What’s to explain?

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      1. phillip frandler‏ @phillippropmgr Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uh not the onion. True!

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