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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 24

    Study Finds Newborn Infants Can Tell If Parents Are Losers https://trib.al/pp5kSR2 pic.twitter.com/QPsvxPtjOp

    1:05 PM - 24 Apr 2018
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    • Catherine Curtin Megan Martz Modern Arab Pierre-Simon Laplace Kenneth Lusk Sam Fremin ☄️ L Presser lana del rage ray11
    37 replies 544 retweets 3,362 likes
      1. Gregory Selck‏ @Blu_Potato Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It'll be a long ride kid

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      1. vinnie‏ @vinniemgupta Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        is that why they cry so much?

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      2. Jim Browne‏ @JimBroNXP Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The joke's on them - it's hereditary!

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      2. Leigh Jacobs‏ @pepperjamman1 Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How did trumps kids miss that?

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      3. Abigail Doull‏ @abigail_doull Apr 24
        Replying to @pepperjamman1 @TheOnion

        Well if the baby is born an idiot then I would imagine he/she would have a distorted view of what a ‘Loser’ is!

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      4. Leigh Jacobs‏ @pepperjamman1 Apr 24
        Replying to @abigail_doull @TheOnion

        And here I thought that being an idiot was an acquired skill.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Abigail Doull‏ @abigail_doull Apr 24
        Replying to @pepperjamman1 @TheOnion

        Now that is certainly debatable! The only argument I can offer off the top of my head is that if some babies are born geniuses to parents who may describe themselves as anything but, then maybe some babies are born as idiots! I can’t explain the Trump children any other way!

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      1. Disgruntled Superman‏ @TurntKryptonian Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @JerryOrdway

        The reviews of newborns are inpic.twitter.com/k1H22GzW03

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      1. LA‏ @LeeAdkisson Apr 25
        Replying to @nikkia918 @TheOnion

        They know we are a couple of wangs

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      1. Egg McMuffin Please‏ @EggMcMuffinPls Apr 25
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        If they aren't eating an Egg McMuffin they are a loser

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      1. Britt Paulson‏ @beeritttt Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nickHpaulson sorry, he knows

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      1. Sachin Kundu‏ @iamsachinkundu Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        so they speak or poop as to signal if parents r loosers....pls ask these scientist to channel their energy in proper manner

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      1. Perry D'Marco‏ @perrydmarco Apr 24
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        Waited to see what the kid looked like before I married her mom!

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      1. max358‏ @max358 Apr 24
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        “why’d you bring me here? what?! you expect me to live with you? Faith & Begorrah!”

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      1. Xanthe Lawson‏ @XantheLawson Apr 24
        Replying to @ggdalgleish @TheOnion

        You are just nasty - to think I was going to call you today for a friendly chat!

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