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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 24

    Emmanuel Macron Amused By Little Differences In French, American Islamophobia https://trib.al/FvlzMRg pic.twitter.com/lap5jSIQUC

    12:32 PM - 24 Apr 2018
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    • 2,910 Likes
    • US Politics Plow begone thot Kai Mayer Galeoloc David "¡sleeps wit da fishes!" Terr🎃rsidius🌹👻 The Painkiller Pierre-Simon Laplace ayman. Kim
    23 replies 751 retweets 2,910 likes
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      2. Lucy‏ @lucydoggo Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Social justice is killing your funny

        4 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Jam  🦌‏ @Jamer240 Apr 24
        Replying to @lucydoggo @TheOnion

        Maybe you can't just take a joke..?

        2 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      4. Kcorb Nosdnumde‏ @Noisy_Munday Apr 24
        Replying to @Jamer240 @lucydoggo @TheOnion

        Theres nothing funny about being lectured

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Jam  🦌‏ @Jamer240 Apr 24
        Replying to @Noisy_Munday @lucydoggo @TheOnion

        Pretty sure this is satire, not a lecture.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Kcorb Nosdnumde‏ @Noisy_Munday Apr 24
        Replying to @Jamer240 @lucydoggo @TheOnion

        Its not satire if there isn’t anything funny about it

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      8. Lucy‏ @lucydoggo Apr 25
        Replying to @dicetamine @Noisy_Munday and

        I know it's an emergency with orange drumpf doing all the things

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. PardonMyFrench‏ @1PardonMyFrench Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seriously, The Onion use to be a go to for humor until it got blatantly political. You’re making a statement rather than sticking to dry humor.

        8 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. pretty darn upbeat about things‏ @slaveikov Apr 24
        Replying to @1PardonMyFrench @TheOnion

        Everything is politics my friend. Even claiming that "we shouldn't involve politics" is political. I can tell that you are right wing.

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. PardonMyFrench‏ @1PardonMyFrench Apr 25
        Replying to @slaveikov @TheOnion

        And you are blatantly liberal.... as is everyone who has responded which bolsters my point. I read feeds b4 responding to understand the mindset. There isn’t a problem with that. Again, The Onion is funny but when political it is more of liberal statement. They didn’t use to.....

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. PardonMyFrench‏ @1PardonMyFrench Apr 25
        Replying to @1PardonMyFrench @slaveikov @TheOnion

        do this. They have decided to focus on a particular market. It was funny when their humor was bipartisan. Yes everything is political. They use to master it humorously across the board.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Chaz Dickler‏ @fakeTomMcCall Apr 25
        Replying to @1PardonMyFrench @slaveikov @TheOnion

        “Everything was better when their humor was tinged with discrimination and maybe even racism but now that their humor doesn’t conform to my particular expectations they’re a shit magazine/publication/organization that has been infiltrated by the damn pc liberals”

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. PardonMyFrench‏ @1PardonMyFrench Apr 25
        Replying to @fakeTomMcCall @slaveikov @TheOnion

        And another liberal chimes in bolstering my point. Sadly, this one choses stereotyping, name calling and the usual go to's in order to bolster an argument without actually having any input on any given issue.Thanks to the ones who respectfully can discuss something.

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      2. An American Outside‏ @Tangueray41 Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gotta say the burkini ban in France was such a uniquely, weird fusion of European-style Islamophobia and European sexual harassment

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Emerald Troy‏ @EmeraldTroy Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂

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      2. Wenger‏ @cobweng Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A funnier, more relevant title would be: "Truck rampage victim says European culture "unchanged" by massive immigration."

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
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      4. Wenger‏ @cobweng Apr 25
        Replying to @benghazifan @TheOnion

        Because I'm not a liberal?

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      6. Wenger‏ @cobweng Apr 25
        Replying to @benghazifan @TheOnion

        No u

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