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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 24

    Dan Quayle On Standby To Take Over As Bush Family Patriarch After George H.W. Admitted To ICU https://trib.al/KGYr0fl pic.twitter.com/u3jDxYRCRk

    10:10 AM - 24 Apr 2018
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    • Pierre-Simon Laplace Emilio De La Mora Bad-Past-Haver George Washington OldCrow🔹🌽 Dana the Danish Disturbelage programmatic humor Japanese Cat Ⓥ
    23 replies 49 retweets 336 likes
      1. Neil Simmons‏ @smarmyions Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/oYmDHo2cCv

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      1. Mathew Clute‏ @mathewclute Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A Dan Quayle joke in 2018. Odd times, indeed.

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      1. Bralsin Fuller‏ @BralsinFuller Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        potato, potatoe

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      1. Elwood Blues’ Big Blue Balls‏ @ElwoodBlueBalls Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They already have Jeb, no need for two potatoes 🥔

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      1. Barrel Eye‏ @barrel_eye Apr 25
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        Hope he doesn't give them his "happy campers" speech.

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      1. Joe Seatter‏ @70bpmhiccups Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Patriarche

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      1. Todd Krohn, Writer‏ @ThePowerElite Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What a waste it is to lose one's mind, or not to have a mind is being very wasteful.

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      1. Chris Ward‏ @cward086 Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not finding this funny.

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      1. Allen Marples‏ @allenMarples Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny,

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      1. Michael J Young‏ @SandyEgoMike Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He’s been in hiding ever since he heard about Dick Cheney’s hobby. I guess Dan just couldn’t face it. ...is this mic on?

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      1. Michael J Young‏ @SandyEgoMike Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gooder for him!

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      2. Kirill Thompson‏ @ktviking Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Quayle can help out with Trump’s Mars mission. Remember Quayle knew all about the canals and little green men on Mars back in the ‘70s! As his wife said, he’s no mental midget!

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      3. Kirill Thompson‏ @ktviking Apr 27
        Replying to @ktviking @TheOnion

        These are not jokes, they are reports of facts. He fell did believe that about Mars and his wife did say that.

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      1. Monica‏ @Ms_MaryContrary Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Potatoe. A timeless flub!

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      1. Richard Moore‏ @moore3t1 Apr 24
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        As Dana Carvey used to say, he's still gaining acceptance.

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      1. survtech‏ @Cnl48 Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My favorite: "Bank failures are caused by depositors who don't deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement."https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/dan_quayle …

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      2. Aaron R  🦇 🎃 👻‏ @gamerarock Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Potatoe" Quality

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      3. Aaron R  🦇 🎃 👻‏ @gamerarock Apr 24
        Replying to @gamerarock @TheOnion

        No. Wait. Potatoe Quaylety There we go.

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      1. proletariat‏ @File__Not_Found Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        *crawls through window* DQ in da heezy!

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      1. Allan Funk‏ @Radar_Funk Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What? Aren't there two grown sons in the Bush family?

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