He cute, though. He gets a pass..
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Most of the time, I get the possible fathers to split the bill.
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Plot twist! He's not the father!
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@TheOnion IN OTHER NEWS: Minorities finally liberated from their ill gotten goods and lives by white supremacists... A minority member states: “It’s about time. We have been held down by basic decency for way too long. Thank God those good people on the other side helped.”pic.twitter.com/ps21uAggaYThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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What did he pay it in again? Egg McMuffin is my currency...
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What? You want me to drive you too?!
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Saint
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