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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 23

    Newborn Prince Of Cambridge Begins Consolidating Power By Having Family Imprisoned In Tower Of London https://trib.al/GflEm4Y pic.twitter.com/Ey0kN4QMh2

    12:37 PM - 23 Apr 2018
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    • kelestian Kei Delobo Pierre-Simon Laplace Prefers Privacy anna buckland Monica Centrism Practitioner Andrew Coleman Francis red butler
    17 replies 370 retweets 1,949 likes
      1. Chris P‏ @cpalafoutas Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't have time to read this. I'll wait for season 10 of The Crown.

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      2. Dylan Saunders‏ @dsaund18 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ShannonLA1970

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      3. Shannon Adkins‏ @ShannonLA1970 Apr 23
        Replying to @dsaund18 @TheOnion

        Oh no! He must not do this!

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      1. AB‏ @ac_bitter Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        George looks like he's plotting revenge.

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      1. Bob Gerstner‏ @BobGerstner1 Apr 23
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        I didn't know they named him "Trump" ?pic.twitter.com/529MXdTswx

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      1. Maryl Vita‏ @IllCaesar Apr 23
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        This is literally Crusader Kings II.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Apr 23
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        The non digital Facebook. Think I know how this ends. Pitchforks and torches hacking at the door.

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      1. RTKash‏ @RTKash Apr 23
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        He must marry young to consolidate the Aquitaine and stave an uprising by the feudal lords

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      1. I_Suckemallov‏ @I_suckemallov Apr 23
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        Yes. Safest place in London. Knives and knaves are banned

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      1. WDA‏ @WdWillard Apr 23
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        Ahh...a traditionalist.

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      1. G B‏ @RabRakha14 Apr 23
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        The raccoon story was the best!

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      1. Michael Rupert‏ @iztraveln Apr 23
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        .@TheOnion !!! BREAKING NEWS !!! Newborn prince under arrest for cliche... ...run outta town on a pine rail. NEXT UP: Irony under investigation for innuendo.pic.twitter.com/tRgLwei1FE

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 23
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        ‘make them part of the tour...’

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      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 23
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        I understand he already prefers Bloody Mary's to Martini's. Side thought: If you put a rottweiler next to that kid in the pic you could make another sequel to The Omen and probably make a mint.

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      1. Lincoln Farquharson‏ @GarveyBookerX Apr 23
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        HA!!!!!!!!!!! #GameofThrones

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      1. Rachel Shep‏ @rawwritsrachel Apr 23
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        In 1536, this could be a thing.

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