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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 23

    Sean Hannity: ‘I Will Be Dispelling Any And All Factual Claims About Me During My Show’ https://trib.al/ihZW7bs pic.twitter.com/aqs05NnaiV

    12:05 PM - 23 Apr 2018
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    • workthemuscle Pierre-Simon Laplace ZachAttack 🦄👌 Monica Tobey Maguire is the best spiderman, don't @ me Christopher Austin 𝕯𝖔𝖓'𝖙 𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖒𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖊𝖊 ☕️ Ms. (couch potat)O Shep
    19 replies 287 retweets 1,393 likes
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      2. Gary R.  🃏‏ @GaryDR27 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ....and also HILLARY CLINTON. Is she Satan? Find out later”

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Gary R.  🃏‏ @GaryDR27 Apr 23
        Replying to @GaryDR27 @TheOnion

        And how is trump so amazing and sooo cute? I’ll dive into that after this commercial break”

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. 𝕾𝖆𝖈𝖈𝖍𝖎𝖉𝖆𝖓𝖆𝖓𝖉‏ @0_Sacchidanand Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When parody becomes reality.

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      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please refer any questions to my lawy...err co defendant and hopefully roommate for the next few years, Michael Cohen.

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      2. Snarking Dog‏ @michaelcbrown Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/W996E9dihh

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area carnie says, there isn't enough smoke and mirrors on this planet to pull that off, take a chance spin the wheel........

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The first thing he dispelled was credibility...

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      1. Satinderpal Kapur‏ @Sirdarg Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh Really?

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      1. Terry O'Connell‏ @Toco1973O Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look, if you're going to keep doing real news I'm gonna have to start looking elsewhere for my mock news, and I don't want to watch fox. 😀

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      1. Eddiepopper‏ @EddiePopper Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “I am actually not Sean Hannity”

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      1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hannity later removed his human suit before disembarking back to Mars, with an armful of leftover frozen Trump steaks from Sharper Image.

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      1. Alan Morse Davies‏ @AlanMorseDavies Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good luck with that, hope it's factual.

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      1. Banana Republican 2.0  🌎‏ @tombuchanan271 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds about right.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Apr 23
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        I KNEW he was a fictional character!

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