Colonel Mustard taught me this.
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Sitting at my desk dying
#ColonelMustardInTheKitchenWithTheWrench
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I think it's the glasses.
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The solution is very easy. Provide wrenches to teachers, so they can intervene when a mad wrencher turns up in their school...
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I need proof. Years of research and at least 20 million tax dollars should suffice.
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Yes. Gotta go. They only give me half an hour on the computer before yard time.
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Also a beer opener.
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Umm can we at least get a tutorial on how to use this. Come on
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They also can,yah know... Pinch
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Can inflict nipple rashes, even death.
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