I don’t believe in reincarnation and I didn’t believe in it when I was a frog
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Now that right there is funny I dont care who you are.
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Laughter is the best Medicine for all the disease...
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Until that male pattern baldness emerges...
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It's on the X chromosome. Raccoon is still lucky.
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Reincarnation Jackpot, my last refuge
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Unemployed couple on benefits have ANOTHER baby on the tax payers expense! What will the Daily Mail have to say about this?
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Not to be a narcissist but I was also wondering who wrote this and whether they’re aware that I invented both raccoons and reincarnation
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But really I deadass thought someone stole my joke for a minute and it made me very upset lol
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A real live LOL. People on the tube are looking.
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Do you think when they deliver royal babies, the midwife says: “he’s perfect ma’am, six fingers, six toes.”
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Man, doesn’t she need some rest? Standing there holding the baby immediately after delivery? Do the royals have some other technique to deliver a baby?
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There's definitely a cover-up here. I expect they stole the baby from a pauper.
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