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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 23

    Unconventional Director Sets Shakespeare Play In Time, Place Shakespeare Intended https://trib.al/kH63QF1 pic.twitter.com/o2eFB7lPKO

    8:55 AM - 23 Apr 2018
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    • Alexander Singer 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐜𝐦𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧  🌺 old  Hollywood actors The Plagiarist Kat meidaniarya Sam Fremin ☄️ rcorrparkour spooklyn mclantern🕯👻
    20 replies 444 retweets 2,281 likes
      1. Dwayne Kroohs‏ @DwayneKroohs Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We currently have a local production of "King Lear" set in 2020.

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      2. Jack'‏ @JackOfSomeTales Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When at school I was forced to go to a production of Romeo and Juliet where the Capulets were aliens. It, and I WISH this was a lie or exaggeration, included the line "What's in a name? That which we call a bleeblorp by any other word would smell as sweet."

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      3. Jack'‏ @JackOfSomeTales Apr 23
        Replying to @JackOfSomeTales @TheOnion

        Years later I learnt my sister was, by choice, going to the same production. She did not believe me when I pleaded with her not to go. I was only trying to save her.

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      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unfortunately only 3 people have seen it. It was considered to be to retro for the millennial. The homophobic critic took offense to men playing the women's parts. The woman (who only came in to use the restroom) thought it was misogynistic that the men played the women's parts.

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      1. Wray‏ @WrayManning Apr 23
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      1. Martin Truther‏ @MartinTruther Apr 23
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        I once had the displeasure of seeing a production of "Merry Wives of Windsor" set in 1920's Bronx brownstone townhouses with the entire inventory of the theatre's annual rummage sale on the set. They closed by singing "Brush Up Your Shakespeare" as a sing-along. Art Dir let go.

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      1. meghan‏ @heriyakichicken Apr 23
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        @MarkVedra @colesurfstheweb @faith_a_miller @grantlattanzi @Care_o_lyn @itsmiiitch asdfgghjrcikcxnk

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      1. Jeremy Ray‏ @spurayous Apr 23
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        @klumpsten

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      1. Pat Addiss‏ @pataddiss Apr 23
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        #am taking DESPERATE Measures to channel Will to wish him a Happy BDay

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      1. Aldon Matthew‏ @FullyCompleted Apr 23
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        @masongvg

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      1. Martin Truther‏ @MartinTruther Apr 23
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        Gutsy! Bold! Outrageous!

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      2. Nudist Nick‏ @AlimonosNick Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I am still waiting for Hamlet in space. ;-)

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      3. Danny Stem‏ @Dannystem79 Apr 23
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      1. Darrell Robinson‏ @robinson32789 Apr 24
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        Yes! Thank you.

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      1. Mike S‏ @lime_crush Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Globe Theater?

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      1. Banana Republican 2.0  🌎‏ @tombuchanan271 Apr 23
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        What? That's crazy talk.

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      1. inwit‏ @inwitinwit Apr 23
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        . . . but 𝒉𝒆 insists on wearing modern dress.

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      1. Egg McMuffin Please‏ @EggMcMuffinPls Apr 23
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        If it doesn't involve egg McMuffin count me out

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      1. Harold Gottfried‏ @supernerdgeek Apr 23
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