Sometimes the Onion is pure truth.
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So much is upside down and crazy now that I don't know how they even find a way to make satire.
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I have a decent grasp of history and sociology. Cheer up. Hanging in there is actually an improvement over the best one could feel, unless you are a psychopath in the midst of dismembering a hooker (they are generally happy in the moment) or a 16 year boy old getting a blow job.
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@theonion I do not appreciate being personally attackedhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/988410674106830848 …
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Bat woman?
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Nothing like a natural botox high
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Me too. Hangin’ in there... but I won’t tell you by what.
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hangin' in, hangin' out, and hangin' on
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Trump flu. It’s real.
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Whether in the process of getting a cold, having a cold, recovering from a cold, hungover, crippling boredom, SAD or allergies, residents are generally believed to be running at about 40% capacity.https://onetie-alltie.com/2018/02/13/chicago-residents-reach-milestone-5th-year-of-feeling-vaguely-unwell/ …
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