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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 23

    Study: ‘Hangin’ In There’ Best One Can Now Feel https://trib.al/u0YCV0o pic.twitter.com/COxkJIIkTo

    6:34 AM - 23 Apr 2018
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    15 replies 716 retweets 2,790 likes
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      2. Allan Bourdius‏ @UnrealAllan Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @AnnaDsays

        Sometimes the Onion is pure truth.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Pam D‏ @lifebythecreek Apr 24
        Replying to @UnrealAllan @TheOnion @AnnaDsays

        So much is upside down and crazy now that I don't know how they even find a way to make satire.

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have a decent grasp of history and sociology. Cheer up. Hanging in there is actually an improvement over the best one could feel, unless you are a psychopath in the midst of dismembering a hooker (they are generally happy in the moment) or a 16 year boy old getting a blow job.

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      2. Jason Shiplett‏ @jshiplett Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jason Shiplett Retweeted The Onion

        hello @theonion I do not appreciate being personally attackedhttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/988410674106830848 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Study: ‘Hangin’ In There’ Best One Can Now Feel https://trib.al/u0YCV0o  pic.twitter.com/COxkJIIkTo
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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bat woman?

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nothing like a natural botox high

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      1.  🎃a frickin' pumpkin lad 🎃‏ @pissedboyo Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oof

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      1. Lenny-T‏ @vtlen Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me too. Hangin’ in there... but I won’t tell you by what.

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      1. Cody 🕯️‏ @zithax_ Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hangin' in, hangin' out, and hangin' on

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      1. Branden Severseike‏ @bseverseike Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me

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      1. EatingBear‏ @bear_eating Apr 23
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        Yep

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      1. Sesa Mobesa‏ @dmendoze Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Same

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      1. Dave Reed‏ @jdavereed Apr 23
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        Trump flu. It’s real.

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      1. Casey Ryback (rat god)‏ @toadswiback Apr 23
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        Whether in the process of getting a cold, having a cold, recovering from a cold, hungover, crippling boredom, SAD or allergies, residents are generally believed to be running at about 40% capacity.https://onetie-alltie.com/2018/02/13/chicago-residents-reach-milestone-5th-year-of-feeling-vaguely-unwell/ …

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      1. EDAVIS‏ @ebh657 Apr 23
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