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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 23

    Night Of Uninterrupted Deep Sleep Really Throws Man’s Day Off https://trib.al/dE2DOy0 pic.twitter.com/g2YcsJVXzR

    5:00 AM - 23 Apr 2018
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      1. Egg McMuffin Please‏ @EggMcMuffinPls Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If I don't get bad sleep I'll forget about getting an Egg McMuffin

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      1. @ajsileo914‏ @ajsileo914 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Haha I'll never have to worry about deep sleep what is,deep sleep? AJ @ajsileo914

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      2.  ♠AmberR 🌘se Griffis 🔮 👻‏ @WensdaiAddamns Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        I would be seriously confused if I ever woke up & felt well rested 😂 Who else sleeps in 2-5hour shifts?

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      1. History Nerd‏ @historymcgee Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        I have no idea what real sleep is

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      1. Mary Hilton‏ @FMHilton Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't I know it! Any more than 5 hours of sleep and I'm disoriented. Gah, a full 8 hours of sleep? What's that?

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      2. Tony D‏ @biff725 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can totally relate, I guess he doesn't own a Cat, lol

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      1. Rachel E. Post Ph.D., NP-C‏ @rachizzle_post Apr 24
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        This is a thing actually. I have experienced, when living on the edge as in little sleep, dangerous activity. Then when return to safety and security, it can have you shook. It took me almost a year to recover from living in the Amazon for the better part of 3 years. Weird stuff

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      1. Lisa Ross‏ @LisaRos52995888 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Don't panic it never happens twice

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      1. grace karman graham‏ @karman422 Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Well, this explains a lot!

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      1. Irisa Anne‏ @IrisaAnne Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Makes sense if you have bad sleep all the time.

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      1. Valerie Kay Bliss‏ @ValerieKayBliss Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        I'd hate to say it, but being jittery and edgy can be a very good creative environment!

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      1. Benji With An “I”‏ @pieloverunable Apr 23
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        @awarm_yellow

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 23
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        I remember having those in 2016...

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      1. Kevin Hetherington‏ @Kevin_H84 Apr 23
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        @martinjdaley

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      1. Pegah Pirzadeh‏ @pegahpirzadeh Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Who get uninterrupted sleep nowadays? I wake up at least 4 to 5 times a night.

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