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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 22

    Nation Demands More Mind-Blowing Guitar Solos https://trib.al/ugxvFPM pic.twitter.com/aou4qc180E

    8:15 PM - 22 Apr 2018
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    91 replies 1,144 retweets 4,057 likes
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      2. J Myrechuck‏ @J_Myrechuck Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Article is from 2014 and it is as true today as it was then. We have made ZERO progress on this front.

        1 reply 3 retweets 38 likes
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      2. Mad Michael Trent  🐭‏ @exorre Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @TheLonelyHavocs

        Is that Yngwie Malmsteen!!!?

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. The Lonely Havoc‏ @TheLonelyHavocs Apr 22
        Replying to @exorre @TheOnion

        Haha hell yeah it is

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Snoozie‏ @susiemmilligan Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I mean, my face hasn't melted in, like, YEARS.

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      2. Juan Ω  🇵🇷 VOTE NOV. 6‏ @jrivera64 Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And more cowbell.

        1 reply 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Jeremiah Horrigan‏ @JeremiahHorriga Apr 23
        Replying to @jrivera64 @TheOnion

        Less cowbell. More high hat!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Tim‏ @Tea_I_Am Apr 23
        Replying to @JeremiahHorriga @jrivera64 @TheOnion

        It's about time we pay more respect to the ride cymbal. Lots can be done with it. And then there's that semi-circle top of the ride cymbal that gives you a completely different sound.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Lizziemoon​ 🌙1313‏ @LilLizziemoon13 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was just tellin @KingxCHUDx13 how sad it is Winger's Headed for a Heartbreak has two guitar solos ppl made fun of @wingertheband but its still harder than what is played on our local rock station and cooler than most new songs cause it has guitar solos

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Not Very Good Drafting‏ @shittydrafting Apr 23
        Replying to @LilLizziemoon13 @TheOnion and

        Reb Beach never got the credit he deserved, except among players, who always recognized what a ridiculously amazing player he is.

        0 replies 2 retweets 2 likes
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      2. dan‏ @danjdarrah Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        as it was written @dbno89

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. em‏ @dbno89 Apr 23
        Replying to @danjdarrah @TheOnion

        So it WILL be.

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      1. Ken @ East River Runner  🎃‏ @eastriverrunner Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The right way. The wrong way. THE YNGWIE!

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      1. Winning Tuba‏ @Play_Tuba Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Steve Vai's "For the Love of God" now trending on YouTube.

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      2. Jack Straw‏ @jack_straw21 Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But what the country needs ispic.twitter.com/zT3UGPd7a3

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      1. Pete‏ @ThePeteA Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is absolutely true. We have been asking this for years and our do nothing government has not responded. Please make this a priority @SenateDems.

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      1. Dave #BeatLA‏ @desertdave2012 Apr 23
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        pic.twitter.com/n9NF66vRj5

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      1. Rich Carlisi, CPCU‏ @rich8607 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Should be a top national priority!

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