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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 22

    Advanced Alien Civilization Discovers Uninhabitable Planet https://trib.al/r64lcUt pic.twitter.com/0J1rLiWlnj

    3:15 PM - 22 Apr 2018
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    16 replies 513 retweets 1,991 likes
      1. Hijab Emoji‏ @hijab_emoji Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        at first i laughed..pic.twitter.com/UFInWV72xt

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      1. DJ Nimbus‏ @FreestyleWild Apr 22
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        "This is Zorkon, we have discovered literally no intelligent life..."

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      1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It was looking bright until the galactic emissary discovered this unassuming planet was the source of Nickelback that spread throughout the cosmos, devastating countless developing worlds. They knew to quarantine the little planet, lest another hit single be unleashed.

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      1. G Prowler‏ @gprowler Apr 22
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        That's one reason Earth has been put on the interstellar 'Do Not Call List'. http://baconplant.com/earth-said-put-interstellar-not-call-list/ …pic.twitter.com/DjZz7Vz3EP

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Apr 22
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        Finding the planet full of dumb, slow, relatively placated humans unable to destroy thier own environment quick enough to match thier needs

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      1. DaBullsEZGM‏ @DaBuIIs Apr 22
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        pic.twitter.com/Qh2bAMx1FE

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      1. Ken Romeo‏ @MMSQBcoach Apr 22
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        Don't they know it's our planet's "day"?

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      1. Luke, but like, a zombie or something like that‏ @LPL8717 Apr 22
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        I was thinking of moving there but now that we've seen this report...pic.twitter.com/CvkCsWbSvq

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      1. James Tyler‏ @jameseatontyler Apr 22
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        Meow!pic.twitter.com/yusi25btbf

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      1. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‏ @Macrossiscool Apr 22
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      1. Joseph Andrew Meeker‏ @rappuccini Apr 22
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        Hell, nincompoops do that every weekday and twice on Sundays.

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      1. Jonathan Olson‏ @telephotic Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wouldn't it be habitable for the advanced alien civilization?

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      1. Keith Trumbla  🇨🇦‏ @Tweakjunkie Apr 22
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        "This place has been trashed, let's GTFO!

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      1. Jason Kuhn‏ @DeadPoetUnion11 Apr 22
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        Another shithole planet.

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      1. Sideromelane‏ @Sideromelane Apr 22
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        There's a whole thing on reddit on this exact topichttps://www.reddit.com/r/HFY 

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      1. Ben Wildner‏ @Ben_Wildner Apr 22
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        Was someone now at the onion part of that super dumb skit we did as cub scouts?

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