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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 22

    Climate Change Deniers Present Graphic Description Of What Earth Must Look Like For Them To Believe https://trib.al/Rp4lhFI pic.twitter.com/29Y01r5qGu

    11:30 AM - 22 Apr 2018
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    16 replies 330 retweets 1,159 likes
      1. John Maynard‏ @kubernite Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They still won’t think it’s human caused 😜

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      2. Kevin‏ @hula5150 Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        zero percent of scientists using the scientific method can show recent warming temperatures are the result of manmade activity. It is a theory that has been wrong at every turn rife with academic fraud. So to say "deniers" is erroneous. #earthday

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. Dannus Ilius Lucundus‏ @dlara4501 Apr 22
        Replying to @hula5150 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/K8pFGrszB6

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      2. Andrew Solender‏ @AndrewSolender Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I'll believe climate change is real when I'm physically burning to death from lack of ozone protection."

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. Christie‏ @Christi34156845 Apr 23
        Replying to @AndrewSolender @TheOnion

        Do you not read ? Are you unable to see ?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Andrew Solender‏ @AndrewSolender Apr 23
        Replying to @Christi34156845 @TheOnion

        Are you not familiar with the concept of quotation marks?

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      1. H 🎃wloweenie‏ @SethWolfbaine Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @Ratchet_fox

        Hold up, I thought this was supposed to be from The Onion 🤔

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      2. ☭☭JKSmonstershroomsMedicare4All&SharkOFish☭☭‏ @J_K_Smothers Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @peripheralvzn47

        Gonna take major newspaper conglomerates to stop publishing hacks like Cal Thomas.pic.twitter.com/WT6VA9axTI

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Indra Bhagat  🌹‏ @peripheralvzn47 Apr 22
        Replying to @J_K_Smothers @TheOnion

        Ugh.

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      4. ☭☭JKSmonstershroomsMedicare4All&SharkOFish☭☭‏ @J_K_Smothers Apr 22
        Replying to @peripheralvzn47 @TheOnion

        He's a POS. I feel sorry for the grandchildren he's helping to murder.

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      1. Paul Farrington-Douglas‏ @Bridge_DepEd Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I remember the days when satire preempted reality (5-bladed razors?) rather than playing catch-up.

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      1. Murdoc the Malevolent‏ @BenjaminThiccc Apr 22
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        pic.twitter.com/55dul1vQnH

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      1. Chaz‏ @FatLittleChaz Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Since when does the Onion do real news?" - 50 brain-dead Onion readers under every article that supports their viewpoint.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Apr 22
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        The dry cracked salt plains of earth. When mother nature does not moisturize or sunscreen. Buy my OhZone moisturizer and sunscreen.

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      1. The Pardoner‏ @PardonerTales Apr 25
        Replying to @TheOnion

        in the mean time, check out this sick kit that is 100% guaranteed to protect you from any apocalypse, zombie or carbon dioxide induced:https://www.amazon.com/Gerber-Zombie-Apocalypse-Survival-30-000601/dp/B00842AIX0 …

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Just another dry skin commercial

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      1. timo‏ @zeno_e Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        God makes everything happen and I don't want to learn.

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      1. Ashley Bee‏ @AshleyBee3333 Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @50shadesofgraye

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      1. Andrew Yorke‏ @AndrewYorke55 Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Man made climate change isn't real

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      1. said جلبي‏ @djalaby Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Socially and environmentally aware Onion is the least funny Onion

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