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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 22

    Aquarium Touch Tank Lets Kids Pet Water In Natural Environment https://trib.al/JM4mdXF pic.twitter.com/XUwx7ogGbC

    10:15 AM - 22 Apr 2018
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    22 replies 393 retweets 2,701 likes
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      2. nihilistic misanthrope‏ @itsjustafacade Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area activist complains that the water doesn’t look comfortable at all and belongs in the wild

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Terry O'Connell‏ @Toco1973O Apr 22
        Replying to @itsjustafacade @TheOnion

        Yeah, release it back into the ocean.

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      1. Renegade Pizza Guy‏ @RenegadePizaGuy Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Public uproar after live fish are added to water, demonstrating its feeding habits

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      1. Michael Rupert‏ @iztraveln Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh dear lord I hope that tank is not in Flint, Michigan...pic.twitter.com/D5FsV4P3q0

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      1.  🎃‏ @areTnas Apr 22
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        huge if true

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      1. Twotter user‏ @TwotterU Apr 22
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        See how this woman got rid of her child with this ONE trick. Law enforcement HATES her.

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      1. Judson Doyle‏ @judsondoyle4 Apr 23
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        That's cool....as long as they wash their hands afterwards.

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      1. EffingDave‏ @DaveBeCrazy Apr 23
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        So water does not come naturally sweetened and flavored, or even carbonated? What kind of witchcraft is this?

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      1. greg‏ @BootyDjoos Apr 22
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        Where's all the plastic though?

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      1. Tommy McPines‏ @TMcpines Apr 23
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        Jaws 4

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      1. Richard Garrison‏ @anm8tr09 Apr 22
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        😂👍

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom Apr 22
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        The proper perspective is to teach him to swim by throwing him in. Then he gets the real immersive fish out of water experience.

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      1. Wyze Wildfire‏ @Wyze_Wildfire Apr 22
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        but only with safety gloves right? not with bare unprotected skin right? say it aint so!

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      1. Me‏ @masonthursday Apr 22
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        How beautiful!

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      1. Under_Score‏ @Loavesteede Apr 22
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        What do I win?pic.twitter.com/nKTCwLupii

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