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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 22

    Officials Urge Americans To Sort Plastics, Glass Into Separate Oceans https://trib.al/kFS83n4 pic.twitter.com/okiO5Bl8hK

    9:00 AM - 22 Apr 2018
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    19 replies 1,464 retweets 4,711 likes
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      2. Matt E. Gottfried‏ @mattgo90 Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Donald Trump makes these stories feel real.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Victor Segall‏ @victorsegall Apr 22
        Replying to @mattgo90 @TheOnion

        True, he did sign the Great Pacific Garbage Patch Omnibus Bill of 2018.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Matt E. Gottfried‏ @mattgo90 Apr 22
        Replying to @victorsegall @TheOnion

        I believe it lol.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. RP.D2‏ @RPD210 Apr 22
        Replying to @mattgo90 @victorsegall @TheOnion

        I read an article in @NewYorker it took me a full minute to check whether the author was a commedian to see if it was Satire. Poe's Law is getting increasingly manifest #NotThatPoe PoesLawpic.twitter.com/TfW4TWtVGU

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      1. All Hallow's Steve‏ @stevethefirst Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those you’re not sure of go into the Indian Ocean.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. Michele‏ @Auntmickawicka Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the sadness here is that some people will read this and think it's true

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      2. "Franc the tank" Alves‏ @Francis11348725 Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I have an idea. (World blows up). Kidding. Concrete companies like @LafargeHolcim use superplasticizers as aggregate in their cement mixes in order to span further and much more. Could recycled and shredded plastic be used in the cement industry as superplasticizers?

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      3. "Franc the tank" Alves‏ @Francis11348725 Apr 22
        Replying to @Francis11348725 @TheOnion @LafargeHolcim

        So the idea is to reduce the numbers of plastic in dumps and the environment by making its collection and re-usability highly profitable. Maybe investing in recycled plastic beads and spools used in 3D printing and plastic injection mounding.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. RP.D2‏ @RPD210 Apr 22
        Replying to @Francis11348725 @TheOnion @LafargeHolcim

        Pyrolysis turns plastic into diesel fuel.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. "Franc the tank" Alves‏ @Francis11348725 Apr 22
        Replying to @RPD210 @TheOnion @LafargeHolcim

        That sounds interesting.

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      1. bad-flower‏ @badflower64 Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brought a tear to my eye... an actual sad and hopeless tear... and a tightness in my chest. And I’m not easily rattled by the onion postings

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      1. Justin T. Brown‏ @JustinTBrownvvv Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fuck man. The Onion is ICE COLD recently.

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      2. John Coletta‏ @JohnColetta00 Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Will they ever solve the problem with plastic and different numbers and different sorting of them to always be treated like that?

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      1. Scott soulia‏ @scott_soulia Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty much ;-(

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      1. geoff merrill‏ @notthewineguy Apr 23
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        Great Lakes to sue for disparagment.

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      1. Barbara E Mosley‏ @beemo2 Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😢😢😢😢😢😢

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      1. Michael‏ @michedw Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You're sad and pathetic and I'm blocking you once I get finish writing this !

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