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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 22

    7.1 Billion Demonstrate In Favor Of Global Warming https://trib.al/dXn2y8S pic.twitter.com/9XAH4dvBox

    6:30 AM - 22 Apr 2018
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    19 replies 331 retweets 1,658 likes
      1. Hybrid Project Alpha‏ @aroundofshe Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/5meNL8s95Z

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      2. Soop Munkey‏ @soopmunkey Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ignore globally; destroy locally...

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. John Griffith‏ @bajakeweenaw Apr 22
        Replying to @soopmunkey @TheOnion

        Ouch. Tough but sadly true.

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      1. MindGland‏ @MindGland Apr 22
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        pic.twitter.com/qUeiUxYCTv

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      2. Ric Flair's Ego‏ @TheNatureBoy_RF Apr 22
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        To be accurate, seeing as this article is from 2014, it's 7.6B who're people demonstrating their support for global warming.

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      3. .JRM.‏ @DunnaMang Apr 22
        Replying to @TheNatureBoy_RF @TheOnion

        who’re?

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      1. Tyler F Armstrong‏ @TylerArm Apr 22
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        Ya winter kinda sucks

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      1. Suzanne Farr‏ @notareplicant1 Apr 22
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        lol

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      1. Wendy Nolan‏ @Arienrhod_ Apr 22
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        Our planet is beautiful.

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      1. joshdilo‏ @joshdilo Apr 22
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        Yep we will have

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      2. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Apr 22
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        Trump, Trump, Trump.

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      3. Ric Flair's Ego‏ @TheNatureBoy_RF Apr 22
        Replying to @AlexPreiss4 @TheOnion

        I hate making a serious comment to a satire news article. But, what does that comment even mean?

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      2. JACK RUBINSTEIN‏ @rubinstein_jack Apr 22
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        I did not hear about the global warming dem. 7.1 billion people and not on the news?

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      3. Error 404: user not identified‏ @LeviCation Apr 22
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        Is this a joke

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