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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 21

    Friends, Family Waiting For Current Bout Of Man’s Depression To Subside Before Really Laying Into Him https://trib.al/xYiGPTS pic.twitter.com/slDwWdYtQv

    7:05 PM - 21 Apr 2018
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      2. CatherINe N‏ @MissNortonC Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah. Depression is hilarious and definitely ripe for mockery.

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      3. Aden Nak‏ @AdenNak1 Apr 21
        Replying to @MissNortonC @TheOnion

        Anything can be joked about if it is joked about well. Context is king. The butt of the joke isn't depression, but what a crappy job we as a society do helping those who suffer from it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
      4. CatherINe N‏ @MissNortonC Apr 21
        Replying to @AdenNak1 @TheOnion

        True. This was a pretty ugly take though, IMO.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Aden Nak‏ @AdenNak1 Apr 21
        Replying to @MissNortonC @TheOnion

        I'll grant you that. However, if you put all of the people who have ever said, "Boy, @TheOnion treated that delicately!" into one room, you'd have an empty room. Which, in the end, is why we read it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      6. CatherINe N‏ @MissNortonC Apr 21
        Replying to @AdenNak1 @TheOnion

        Agreed. I suppose I've just known too many people affected by depression to laugh about flippant takes on it. Hey-ho... ☺

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Aden Nak‏ @AdenNak1 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too close to home, The Onion. Too close to home. ;)

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      2. Vonald Putrump‏ @VonaldP Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Whoever the Onion people are that keep joking about suicide and depression, can we write a funny article about you if one of your loved ones commits suicide?

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. mediumcrab babyrat‏ @crabrat Apr 21
        Replying to @VonaldP @TheOnion

        Are you suggesting that you’re funny?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Todd Beam‏ @toddb2k Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        screw em

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      1. Costard Swain‏ @CostardSwain Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My reading of this is that he is lucky to have such considerate people around him.....

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      1.  🎃 Sam Coppinger  💀‏ @SamCoppinger Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @ThorAxle

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      1. Brian Kitchens‏ @BrianKitchens1 Apr 23
        Replying to @TheOnion

        From my experience, there's no waiting period.

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      1. John Melton‏ @JawnMeltawn Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion

        As someone who suffers from depression...this was HILARIOUS!

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      1. Rose-Marie Holt  ✌️ 💖 🌺 ✊‏ @Rose_Marie_Holt Apr 22
        Replying to @TheOnion @badjerry_1

        That would never happen #kickemwhentheyredown

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      1. christopherrobinshelley‏ @camusanddecaf Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is the truth!!!!! lololol

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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sounds.....productive.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Give him a Jet Alert and two beers he'll be fine, lol

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