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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 21

    Men Fired In Wake Of #MeToo Come Forward About How It Took Them Several Hours To Find New Jobspic.twitter.com/V8P8pk7CtN

    4:31 PM - 21 Apr 2018
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    25 replies 555 retweets 1,946 likes
      1. Jason Pagano‏ @groundhog_jay Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is incredible. Pure genius. Well done! Seriously, it's amazing how The Onion feels far more sensible and realistic than most legitimate headlines during this presidency.

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      1. Lycan Lesbian‏ @gaykarliah Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Please stop reporting the truth 😞

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      1. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Considering that the ABC news headline a few minutes ago was about a woman playing Pokemon go who found a missing old man with dementia in a park (had a double take, thought it was an onion feed) I'm not surprised. The attention span of a human almost rivals that of a gnat.

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      1. Lucy Tauss‏ @LTauss Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is really well done, but boy does it make me sad.

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      1. Rails Rider‏ @ridingwithrails Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny 😆, but I worked in advertising and know that this is true

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      1. Case 1352‏ @vessaria Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        And how they whined like victims during those hours..

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      1. David Dawdy‏ @David_Dawdy Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is there a network like that for people who are mid-50s and above and getting laid off after the company they've worked 32 years for sends their jobs overseas? Asking for a friend...who's getting laid off next week.

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      2. D Elmor D‏ @De2nowD Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yeah, except not always the case some men have a hard time getting through it. ideal world yeah great but this MeToo crap lingers.

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      3. Victoria Stevens‏ @DeetoriaDee Apr 22
        Replying to @De2nowD @TheOnion

        Crap? If you've committed sexual harassment or assault in the workplace you deserve everything you get in regards to losing your job and the aftermath.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. JustMyOpinion‏ @MalibuMom62 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “Several hours”...... 🤦🏼‍♀️ how about SEVERAL YEARS!! 😡

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      3. MeghanRB‏ @megrb2017 Apr 21
        Replying to @MalibuMom62 @TheOnion

        These male characters in this satirical story ADMIT they committed sexual harassment in the workplace, but you are so hateful of the #MeToo movement that you STILL stand up for these fictional men instead of the fictional women they harassed?!?! 😂 Wow.

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      4. JustMyOpinion‏ @MalibuMom62 Apr 21
        Replying to @megrb2017 @TheOnion

        Not a chance!

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      5. MeghanRB‏ @megrb2017 Apr 21
        Replying to @MalibuMom62 @TheOnion

        Not a chance of what?

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      1. Fast Billy‏ @billybob989898 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Its great to be a white man in this country #IToo

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      1. dattwell‏ @dattwell1 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Funny, not funny.

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      1. keelan‏ @roguedeleter Apr 22
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        @satanclaus9 @Rachelllee__ 🤧

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      1. mullen‏ @pmullen87 Apr 21
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        The struggle is real

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      1. R. J. Saunders‏ @RJeromeSaunders Apr 21
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        pic.twitter.com/4bRrHXZe8t

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      1. Cherry Hayes‏ @Twitrh8rHayes May 14
        Replying to @TheOnion @sam_bova

        👍🏻👍🏻So funny

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      1. Ellen Woods‏ @wo25344835 Apr 28
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Should take many years

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