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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 21

    Spanx Introduces New Shapewear Hood To Smooth Unsightly Heads https://trib.al/shDEN0v pic.twitter.com/PKvEZvvwZE

    3:14 PM - 21 Apr 2018
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    60 replies 335 retweets 2,480 likes
      1. Mark Atkinson‏ @D50Orginal Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ?pic.twitter.com/yYdecvkx3C

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      2. Fizz‏ @perfectlyodd123 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What isn't funny is that there are millions of girls and women around the globe who have this type of garment forced on them and can be imprisoned, abused, or killed for not wearing it. #mystealthyfreedom

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Lee‏ @leeeeeleeele Apr 21
        Replying to @perfectlyodd123 @TheOnion

        Captain Fun-At-Parties is here, everyone!

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. mayor  🌙 rivy‏ @cybonk Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        waiting for Spanx Spirit for my unsightly soul

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      1. BITE ME‏ @EmmaCookienator Apr 21
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        But can they smooth my unsightly soul?

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      1. Legal-EI‏ @legalenglish111 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion kills me! too funny

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      1.  ❌ꙅ||!W ❌‏ @realnicemills Apr 21
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        pic.twitter.com/TxS7ithSA1

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      1. J.D. Douglass‏ @Blackwater52 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm so TIRED of looking at unsightly heads.

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      2. Jenna McAllister‏ @Jenna_Renee2015 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @carissa_rosania you in China

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Carissa‏ @carissa_rosania Apr 21
        Replying to @Jenna_Renee2015 @TheOnion

        china changed me and I think you know that

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Dog Eat Dogma‏ @SuperDave9113 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trojan will be coming out with their line soon

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      1. katherine mellow‏ @katydid_alot Apr 21
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        Hey! No head shaming! All heads are beautiful. Even the lumpy ones.

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      1. SPOOKBOB  🧟‍♂️ [GHOSTEST WITH THE MOSTEST]‏ @FishyBobbins Apr 21
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        This isn't even a parody is it? #realfashion

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      1. cult leader‏ @sad_damn_potato Apr 21
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        Is your jawline too perfect? Your head too seperated from the rest of your body? Your ears too eerie? Spanx has the product for you!

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      1. El Manco de Lepanto‏ @Pembrokes_Men Apr 21
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        Lol, I thought this was a real advertisement for a minute! :D

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      1. Sukka Cockatoo‏ @SukkaCockatoo Apr 21
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        It's nice they have that hole so you can pick your nose.#RETROTONES

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      1. CypresHeadRanch‏ @CypresHeadRanch Apr 21
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        Beam up all you can getpic.twitter.com/DKdk82hnhi

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