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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 21

    Corporate Retreat Teaches Employees How To Dick Around As Team https://trib.al/ZIUtqJV pic.twitter.com/22QZZ2a8YX

    10:06 AM - 21 Apr 2018
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      2. Meli Alexander‏ @OneAndOnlyMeli Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @lakeinla

        There was one group at Aetna that wrote this exact business model. They pretty much stopped me from returning as a test proctor. Ugh!!!

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. LetsBeHonest‏ @lakeinla Apr 21
        Replying to @OneAndOnlyMeli @TheOnion

        Wow! That's crazy considering this is from the onion and supposed to be a joke

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      4. Meli Alexander‏ @OneAndOnlyMeli Apr 21
        Replying to @lakeinla @TheOnion

        I loved being a test proctor but that particular group were a bunch of unruly bullies.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. LetsBeHonest‏ @lakeinla Apr 21
        Replying to @OneAndOnlyMeli @TheOnion

        No bueno. I think you can still do that kind of thing around here. Someone mentioned it on set

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      6. Meli Alexander‏ @OneAndOnlyMeli Apr 21
        Replying to @lakeinla @TheOnion

        That’s good to know because I really enjoyed the smaller groups.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. cathy‏ @cathyxOR Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My favorite seminar was 'Pretend you're a smoker to get a break every half hour; tips and products to use'.

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      1. d o m i n i q u e  🌷‏ @QUIRKIEBIRD_ Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @reginalddhunter

        "It was really great to put aside our normal routine, take a step back, and focus on a different approaches to getting jack shit done around the office” 😂😂😂. Our Highways Agency may adopt this model for road repairs ... if they haven't already.

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      1. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Team buildingpic.twitter.com/WFBCYzknCt

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      1. AJ McSquirt‏ @McSquirtAJ Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Social loafing" describes the tendency of individuals to put forth less effort when they are part of a group. Because all members of the group are pooling their effort to achieve a common goal, each member of the group contributes less than if they were individually responsible.

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      1. Patricia Kelley-Smit‏ @PattySmith626 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Must be a Trump Administration get together.

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      1. wwwwwwwww.‏ @wwwwwww57249636 Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Corporate Retreat Teaches Employees How To Dick Around As Team https://trib.al http://www.fiverr.com/nayonray/do-100-photos-background-removal-supperfast-delivery …

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      1. Amir‏ @amirthful Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What

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      1. McFatty  🇺🇸‏ @RonnyMcFatty Apr 21
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        😂😭😭😂😭😂😭

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