Study finds that 'The Onion' is on it's way out. Employees post garbage while padding their resumes.
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Those with an excess of unused flaunt are encouraged to donate their flaunt to the flauntless and needy. You can make your tax deductible contribution to The Society for Those Without any Jones To Keep Up With Plattsburgh NY....Thank You
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Especially in Chicago man.
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Equally troubling is that the majority of Americans who don't got it are flaunting it.
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Sadly I just found out that I am one of these people. I mean...I shake it regularly. I have yet to break it however. Joining a support group immediately. Thanks.
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The rest are flaunting more then enough for everyone on social media.
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It would be nice to know what the F this guy is talking about. IT.
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You did this one already.
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Except Donald Trump. And his tweeting.
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Oh great. Another thing to worry about.
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“After yrs of in-the-field research, we can only conclude that citizens who got it are putting in insufficient work shaking it just short of breaking even though, in almost every case” said head researcher Dr. Alexander Spinelli, who warned that Americans may be in danger of
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losing it if they didn’t start getting it up when they got down. “
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