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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 20

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/ejVYMoKzZJ

    5:20 PM - 20 Apr 2018
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      1. rrresta‏ @rrresta Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They dont call it a blow hole for nothing. Ba da bum!

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      2. scott jeansonne‏ @triscottatops Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

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      2. Fred Fredburger‏ @KaBucchi Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only the Bottlenose Dolphin.

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      3. Jeni Fitts Art‏ @ProvokingDrama Apr 20
        Replying to @KaBucchi @TheOnion

        Especially not the freshwater pink dolphin, those Puritans.

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      1. Rich‏ @RWaterworks178 Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why would they , for what porpoise ?

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      1. Orlando Vega‏ @orlandov426 Apr 20
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      1. Johnny CockRing‏ @Thestairmaster4 Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hyenas use it too, but only for medicinal purposes

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      1. My Little Great Old Ones‏ @2Cthulhu4School Apr 20
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        I'm okay with this as long as they keep their goddamned flippers off my meth.

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      2. Blindmelon‏ @BlindMelon1967 Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bullshit. I saw this elephant at a party one time do 5 entire truckloads with out taking a breath. He got all the things on his to do list done in 24 hours. He died three days later. On his death bed, the last thing he was heard to say was "totally worth it".

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      3. Stealthy‏ @stealtherino Apr 20
        Replying to @BlindMelon1967 @TheOnion

        how big was that bed

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      1. Daniel Phillips‏ @Gardenshaper Apr 21
        Replying to @TheOnion @JoelHeyman

        "So long and thanks for all the cocaine" doesn't really sound as good as "So long and thanks for all the fish" though.

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      1. ℙ𝕦𝕕𝕕ℍ𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 🍯‏ @PuddHoney Apr 20
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        Tell that to my parakeet.

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      1. Hυηт‏ @CRHUN7 Apr 20
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        "Use cocaine for pleasure" Lmfao why else would they use it ?

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      1. Mel‏ @Kyookabra Apr 21
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      1. Aidan: High Priest of Vecna‏ @Stressed_DM Apr 21
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        Not including sugar gliders, of course

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      1. Zubi‏ @BeardedGunny Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @nickgillespie

        So long and thanks for all the fish

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      1. Amr Samir‏ @avoidaccess Apr 20
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        I would not pose the challenge of sniffing it in water, but I'd wonder how do they source it?!

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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway Apr 20
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      1. Pumpkin Spice D-Prototype‏ @TheDPrototype Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @bento_kento

        The sad thing is that this is pretty close to the truth.

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