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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 20

    DNC Files Lawsuit Alleging Nation Should Never, Ever Stop Focusing On 2016 Election https://trib.al/OCXxKlT pic.twitter.com/MUUSAoMVHZ

    11:34 AM - 20 Apr 2018
    • 2,574 Retweets
    • 6,522 Likes
    • denis lemieux Ultrasonic Wave ☄️ Mrs. M N.J. Rideout 👻🎃Spooky Jake🎃👻 Chipper CSab ❌ Madison Brown Christopher Capper
    Democratic Party
    290 replies 2,574 retweets 6,522 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. PapaBear‏ @av8orfl Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @BretBaier @DNC

        Dem Party is so far left and off into weeds now. No longer party of JFK or LBJ. I could never imagine being a registered Dem these days.

        35 replies 12 retweets 51 likes
      3. callie‏ @lovressia Apr 20
        Replying to @av8orfl @TheOnion and

        No? They're hardcore centrists. It's not the far left screaming "russia" all the time, it's the center-left. It's a distraction from the fact they fucked up the easiest election in the history of the country.

        7 replies 15 retweets 214 likes
      4. Hip Hoopin‏ @HipHoopin Apr 20
        Replying to @lovressia @av8orfl and

        Neo cons!

        0 replies 1 retweet 17 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. TRUMP2020 ❌  🇺🇸 ❌GEORGINA‏ @hockeygrandma23 Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DNC

        What happened to this?pic.twitter.com/e4zOy1iWW4

        3 replies 26 retweets 144 likes
      3. Beth B. #FreeAssange  ✊ #Unity4J‏ @BBfromPA Apr 20
        Replying to @hockeygrandma23 @TheOnion @DNC

        That only applies when she's the winner. 😉

        3 replies 3 retweets 38 likes
      4. TRUMP2020 ❌  🇺🇸 ❌GEORGINA‏ @hockeygrandma23 Apr 20
        Replying to @BBfromPA @TheOnion @DNC

        So true.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      5. End of conversation
      1. Token White Guy‏ @TokenWhiteAlan Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DNC

        Token White Guy Retweeted The Onion

        With just one tweet, #TheOnion transforms from a parody news organization to a legitimate one.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/987399133794271236 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        DNC Files Lawsuit Alleging Nation Should Never, Ever Stop Focusing On 2016 Election https://trib.al/OCXxKlT  pic.twitter.com/MUUSAoMVHZ
        0 replies 23 retweets 88 likes
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      2. Roger Melius‏ @RogerMelius Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DNC

        After the DNC cheated Bernie Sanders and America by taking our money and giving their support behind Clinton instead of Bernie Sanders they want to sue because their chosen candidate lost? Wow the hypocracy is amazing.

        4 replies 6 retweets 65 likes
      3. WickedGuru‏ @ProgressIsComin Apr 20
        Replying to @RogerMelius @TheOnion @DNC

        She lost after rigging the primary against bernie, stealing the money AND having msm in her pocket. The most hilariously depressing thing to ever happen in american politics. #Bernie

        1 reply 3 retweets 46 likes
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      2. Ben Cost‏ @benjamincost Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DNC

        Why the Onion still holds up. Because it lampoons everyone. It's ultimate allegiance is to funny, not to any political party -- unlike the late-night TV hosts

        2 replies 1 retweet 37 likes
      3.  🎃MICHAEL JASON FREDDY & THE TALL MAN 👻‏ @KIDVIDEO55 Apr 20
        Replying to @benjamincost @TheOnion @DNC

        The writers can't upset the corporate owners friendship with those Dem establishment types. That's why we only get impressions of Trump on SNL...they won't upset the status quo.

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      4.  🎃MICHAEL JASON FREDDY & THE TALL MAN 👻‏ @KIDVIDEO55 Apr 20
        Replying to @KIDVIDEO55 @benjamincost and

        The SNL/ talk show writers won't dare spoof Pelosi, Schumer or Perez. But I wish they would.

        3 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. Ben Cost‏ @benjamincost Apr 20
        Replying to @KIDVIDEO55 @TheOnion @DNC

        Some kind of "Pocahontas" skit with Elizabeth Warren

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6.  🎃MICHAEL JASON FREDDY & THE TALL MAN 👻‏ @KIDVIDEO55 Apr 20
        Replying to @benjamincost @TheOnion @DNC

        lol It has potential...but it better be clever.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Ben Cost‏ @benjamincost Apr 20
        Replying to @KIDVIDEO55 @TheOnion @DNC

        Oh yeah, lotta PC lasers to navigate. Again, not saying we shouldn't bash Trump. Guy's a comedy gold mine. But after a while it becomes 'white noise. Diversify. You're going to tell me Trudeau dressed like a Bollywood star dancing like Ellen Degeneres in India wasn't ridiculous?

        3 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      8.  🎃MICHAEL JASON FREDDY & THE TALL MAN 👻‏ @KIDVIDEO55 Apr 20
        Replying to @benjamincost @TheOnion @DNC

        I remember the Trudeau in India thing when it happened, but I don't really watch those late night talk shows. I just know those writers tend to be very milquetoast.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      9. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Steve Steve‏ @NWHouston Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DNC

        I thought the onion was supposed to be sarcasm... why are you speaking Truth??

        2 replies 1 retweet 38 likes
      3. Atheist 🧛 Agnostic 🧟 Humanist 👻 Historian #Beatnik‏ @drhouse15545 Apr 20
        Replying to @NWHouston @TheOnion @DNC

        Sometimes the truth is very sarcastic.

        1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
      4. Giovanna Liviana  🖖🏻‏ @GiovannaLiviana Apr 20
        Replying to @drhouse15545 @NWHouston and

        I think it is satire, which isn't necessarily false, but can also be true and a little bit or a lot exaggerated.

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      5. Atheist 🧛 Agnostic 🧟 Humanist 👻 Historian #Beatnik‏ @drhouse15545 Apr 20
        Replying to @GiovannaLiviana @NWHouston and

        Yeah.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      6. End of conversation

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