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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 20

    ‘These Kids Should Be In School Instead Of Protesting,’ Say People So Tantalizingly Close To Getting The Point https://trib.al/96jOCK4 pic.twitter.com/wwsrWEjrQ1

    9:58 AM - 20 Apr 2018
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    • Courtland Rudolph ben’s second biggest fan (after only @zeepy6) ✱ Cayles Lauren Reinhold BelleDameDeFeu Zack G figgums Annette
    91 replies 5,196 retweets 16,806 likes
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      2. [Username]‏ @KodyLee Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DuvalMagic

        Pssh, those kids are there because it probably isn't counting against them. Free days out of school.

        11 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      4. #VotersAgainstCrosscheck #BeAVoter‏ @LeaveCrosscheck Apr 20

        They’re good kids, Candy.

        2 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
      5. Anuss‏ @3litism Apr 21
        Replying to @LeaveCrosscheck @TheOnion @DuvalMagic

        kody, to Cody to candy. love it

        3 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      6. [Username]‏ @KodyLee Apr 21
        Replying to @3litism @LeaveCrosscheck and

        😢

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Susan Larson‏ @SusanLa00497541 Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @MattxRed

        They are learning more about history, government, civic duty, first Amendment Rights, and peaceful protest by actually DOING it rather than reading about it in a text book or worksheet. I’m proud of our youth!!

        4 replies 2 retweets 72 likes
      3. Xenu’s Pilot License‏ @VolcanoToursLtd Apr 20
        Replying to @SusanLa00497541 @TheOnion @MattxRed

        They don’t understand what they are doing in the slightest.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Susan Larson‏ @SusanLa00497541 Apr 20
        Replying to @VolcanoToursLtd @TheOnion @MattxRed

        I happen to be lucky enough to teach in a school where our kids DO understand EXACTLY what they are walking out for. We have taught them about biased sources, and how to research for the truth. These kids are amazing!

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      5. Xenu’s Pilot License‏ @VolcanoToursLtd Apr 21
        Replying to @SusanLa00497541 @TheOnion @MattxRed

        So you brain washed them. You make me sick.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Susan Larson‏ @SusanLa00497541 Apr 21
        Replying to @VolcanoToursLtd @TheOnion @MattxRed

        No. I teach them how to recognize biased pieces and THINK for themselves. Try it sometime.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. Xenu’s Pilot License‏ @VolcanoToursLtd Apr 21
        Replying to @SusanLa00497541 @TheOnion @MattxRed

        Considering your ability for rational thought, I find it unlikely that you are tracking anyone about it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Susan Larson‏ @SusanLa00497541 Apr 21
        Replying to @VolcanoToursLtd @TheOnion @MattxRed

        Tracking anyone???? Please explain.

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Michael Glaser‏ @ShinyKeysStudio Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @DuvalMagic

        Wait! Is The Onion now real news? I can't tell anymore.

        1 reply 1 retweet 70 likes
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      2. Matt E. Gottfried‏ @mattgo90 Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder why kids from other school shootings didn't protest gun laws.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. T.Zondi‏ @EzeeT Apr 20
        Replying to @mattgo90 @TheOnion

        “Say people so tantalizingly close to getting the point”

        2 replies 0 retweets 41 likes
      4. Matt E. Gottfried‏ @mattgo90 Apr 20
        Replying to @EzeeT @TheOnion

        The Onion Article was more right than you are.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. KA De Chick‏ @katmac205 Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @MaddowBlog

        If Congressmen did their job, with proper gun regulations, these students would not be missing classes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Jim‏ @Jim54816107 Apr 20
        Replying to @katmac205 @TheOnion @MaddowBlog

        If ANY of FBI, local Sheriff, City Police, School counselors would have don't the jobs and reported the Nut job the wouldn't be missing class. What good are laws if we cant get them to enforce them? Making more laws don't make people less Evil. Work on fixing the Evil!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Matt Wish‏ @DynastyWish Apr 20
        Replying to @Jim54816107 @katmac205 and

        Thank Jimbot...

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Jim‏ @Jim54816107 Apr 20
        Replying to @DynastyWish @katmac205 and

        So Matt if you disagree with somebody they are a Bot? So if the guy next door kept telling you he was going to kill you and you call the cops 30 times and he ends up shooting one of your kids there would be no blame put on them cops?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. The Road to Hana‏ @VanWACitizen Apr 20
        Replying to @Jim54816107 @DynastyWish and

        Whuddabout that strawman?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      7. #VotersAgainstCrosscheck #BeAVoter‏ @LeaveCrosscheck Apr 20
        Replying to @VanWACitizen @Jim54816107 and

        I will be stealing this.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. The Road to Hana‏ @VanWACitizen Apr 21
        Replying to @LeaveCrosscheck @Jim54816107 and

        Please do!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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