New resident doesn’t know what to do with all the welcome cookies and pies
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New resident murdered first time leaving his apartment
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@ab_wrenn that’d be me
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Let’s all help him find a Starbucks
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I knew that was an old story because Keith had a building crane collapse on him last year. So sad. We never got to hear him playing that guitar.
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Idk why but this kind of makes me sad
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This may be the most unbelievable story I've ever read on the Onion.
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