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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 19

    Jellyfish Can't Wait To Fuck Up Honeymoon https://trib.al/3s1vAOM pic.twitter.com/CUao2vTZu1

    2:59 PM - 19 Apr 2018
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    • Fawad Khan Briony Logan Jules Sarah Swissa Alicia M.❄ Michelle Lopez Melissa Jolley thatdavidcolman Gary
    34 replies 432 retweets 3,114 likes
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      2. MissUnderstood‏ @UnderstoodCt84 Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @ladycookiebeski

        My spirit animal

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Kim‏ @ladycookiebeski Apr 19
        Replying to @UnderstoodCt84 @TheOnion

        Hey tink it's been a long time and yes jellyfish are beautiful!

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. MissUnderstood‏ @UnderstoodCt84 Apr 19
        Replying to @ladycookiebeski @TheOnion

        Too long! Hope you’re well 😊

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. Kim‏ @ladycookiebeski Apr 19
        Replying to @UnderstoodCt84 @TheOnion

        Ty I am and I hope you are too.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. MissUnderstood‏ @UnderstoodCt84 Apr 19
        Replying to @ladycookiebeski @TheOnion

        I am thank you 😊

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      7. Kim‏ @ladycookiebeski Apr 19
        Replying to @UnderstoodCt84 @TheOnion

        You're welcome

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. SpooperKing13‏ @Super_King13 Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's just jelly.

        0 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
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      2. GalaxyRox 🚀‏ @friendz2day Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        pic.twitter.com/Og2fL3KcJi

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Fancy Mom‏ @laurieket Apr 19
        Replying to @friendz2day @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        True classic! Jellyfishing!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. MethinksTooMuch‏ @mcphistallato Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Overheard saying they live for this s*itpic.twitter.com/bcRiHKsG8N

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      2. Mike Obie‏ @MikeObieTweet Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Little known fact: Jellyfish invented the "golden shower"

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Mar‏ @whattupmar Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Scientific studies have proven that Jellyfish are the most lit of all the underwater creatures

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      2. .JRM.‏ @DunnaMang Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’ve heard that jellyfish do not age and therefore do not die (unless they’re destroyed via food chain, etc). Anybody know if that is true?

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      3. David Grant‏ @DavidGrant64_ Apr 19
        Replying to @DunnaMang @TheOnion

        every living thing ages, decays then dies and turns to dust. i doubt that jellyfish are immune to this.

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      4. .JRM.‏ @DunnaMang Apr 19
        Replying to @DavidGrant64_ @TheOnion

        And clone itself not only once (per re-birthing), but make multiple clones (doesn’t give a #) each time it reverts back to a polyp. Very fascinating. How long until the anti-aging, wanting-to-live-forever, and insanely rich lunatics start experimenting on this? Prob already are.

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      5. David Grant‏ @DavidGrant64_ Apr 20
        Replying to @DunnaMang @TheOnion

        so you're saying there's no need for a jellyfish heaven? sad. :)

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Mary Ann Campbell‏ @Memberberryvine Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        pic.twitter.com/HuXdggCP5K

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      2. Phil Fogarty‏ @PFogartyPhoto Apr 20
        Replying to @sbiggers212 @TheOnion @SethMacFarlane

        Exactly!!

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