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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 19

    Trash Bag Taped Over Broken Southwest Plane Window https://trib.al/x0tRziK pic.twitter.com/uLfH8uoLru

    11:53 AM - 19 Apr 2018
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    • Edward Ballew 🌻🌹🐱 theRealMemeThief Sammy Delaney Arrogant Antagonist rip john mcain's tumor James Scott SmKyll Emmerbetic
    85 replies 323 retweets 2,241 likes
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      2. Ken Schauer‏ @nomelake Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Uh, someone died on that flight

        3 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. O$AP Rocky‏ @2000poundcon Apr 19
        Replying to @nomelake @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/srXWpusFXr

        2 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
      4. pennycollins‏ @pennycollins Apr 19
        Replying to @2000poundcon @nomelake @TheOnion

        Don’t see how this definition is relevant. Too soon.

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      5. O$AP Rocky‏ @2000poundcon Apr 19
        Replying to @pennycollins @nomelake @TheOnion

        It's clearly making fun of Southwest's maintenance practices, not someone passing away

        0 replies 0 retweets 41 likes
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      2. Brandon Haskell‏ @BrandonMHaskell Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There was a line there... I think you crossed it.

        2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Owyn‏ @Infiniteaze Apr 19
        Replying to @BrandonMHaskell @TheOnion

        there was a window there too.

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Curséd Bo @COMMISSIONS‏ @bunrobot Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        a woman died.

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      2. Diet Ass‏ @senkanarcadia Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This one should have stayed unpublished.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
      3. BGSU Guy‏ @bgsuguy Apr 19
        Replying to @senkanarcadia @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/KW4bVKZo4a

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Diet Ass‏ @senkanarcadia Apr 19
        Replying to @bgsuguy @TheOnion

        forgive me but I'm apic.twitter.com/3ac5qFJ7sa

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. individual-69‏ @peterjhinton Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’ll just leave this here. “The top half of her torso was out the window,” he said. “There was a lot of blood because she was hit by some of the shrapnel coming off the engine after it exploded.”

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. BGSU Guy‏ @bgsuguy Apr 19
        Replying to @peterjhinton @TheOnion

        Sounds like they need a trash bag for her too.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. Holly‏ @hollyanneq83 Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Glad or Hefty?

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. Will (he/him/his) 🏳️‍🌈 #LGBTQIA‏ @WillPolitico Apr 19
        Replying to @hollyanneq83 @TheOnion

        There's the spirit!🤣

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Lala‏ @lolatlala Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alright onion, it was too soon for this one.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. David Randall‏ @davidrvale1976 Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Way too soon

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      1. Jonathan Wong-Dere‏ @giantsjd Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        U think after the 9/11 subway article people would get the onion by now....

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      2. Delalorm S Semabia‏ @Delalorm Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon?

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
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