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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 19

    Supreme Court Agrees To Hear New Jack White Album https://trib.al/LoZiAHs pic.twitter.com/g35Kw3qgeV

    10:51 AM - 19 Apr 2018
    • 682 Retweets
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    • 𝕜𝟠𝕥 𝕗𝕦𝕣𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 Sherry Donohue Chris Ebbott Tynar Zach 'Early Voting SZN' Falkenbury col!n Skulleen 💀 cwanda Brian
    27 replies 682 retweets 3,157 likes
      1. Jeremy Wells‏ @TheMidniteWolf Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "the Supreme Court had announced in a 7-2 ruling that the album sucks." This is their worst ruling since they determined Blunderbuss was "okay" in 2012

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      1. Agent 45‏ @agent45 Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I eagerly await Thomas's dissenting opinion.

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      1. Kyle  ⚡️VOTE ⚡️ Wrather‏ @kylewrather Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @drpetesmith

        Ironically, this wouldn't break the top-10 of their worst decisions.

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      1. William Bock‏ @villhelmbock Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are they deciding if it’s better for creativity when he uses a guitar that fights him or is he better off using his new Wolfgang?

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      2.  🇺🇸 Gregory  🇺🇸‏ @gregr971 Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I hope they like it.

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      3. Andy aka A-Lo‏ @Gooner_Lopez Apr 19
        Replying to @gregr971 @TheOnion

        “At press time, the Supreme Court had announced in a 7-2 ruling that the album sucks.”

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      4.  🇺🇸 Gregory  🇺🇸‏ @gregr971 Apr 19
        Replying to @Gooner_Lopez @TheOnion

        Who were the two in the decent? I bet one was Ginsburg.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Andy aka A-Lo‏ @Gooner_Lopez Apr 19
        Replying to @gregr971 @TheOnion

        Probably Clarence Thomas.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6.  🇺🇸 Gregory  🇺🇸‏ @gregr971 Apr 19
        Replying to @Gooner_Lopez @TheOnion

        Yeah, I can see Thomas and Ginsburg rocking out to Jack White.pic.twitter.com/o1iG2t2sJS

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1.  🎃Brad  🍊Spookwell  🏀‏ @Luftewaffle Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @theneedledrop

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      1. (((Jax)))‏ @JackieBlue4u Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @chris_steller

        I haven't read it yet an I'm LOL.

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      1. Samantha Pereira‏ @samwils999 Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ginsberg's actually awake in this photo! I had no idea there was actual evidence of her being conscious on-the-job! 😀

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      2. Bryce Garrett‏ @brycer_29 Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @uh_Kari

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      1.  ✨ ❄️Winter J 🌑elstice ❄️ ✨‏ @JoelCieslak Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I dissent

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      1. Joseph 'Trick or Eat' Satan‏ @JoeAconite Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I LOVE that Wicky Lump!" - Gorsuch "Bitch, please." - Ginsburg

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      1. Twiter‏ @TwiterPenThingy Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        White Stripes was better

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      1. Jake Cormier‏ @Corm_on_the_Cob Apr 19
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        @TROTWOfficial

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      1. Malcolm Kelner‏ @malc Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @nicholasjeagon

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