The Onion has a direct line to Heaven, guys. This is journalism y'all can't beat.
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It’s funny because the kid in real life admitted from ‘heaven is for Real’ admitted the whole thing was a lie.
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when you die you dream..then science takes over and it becomes recurring mathematics, because every morning you get up..so life is a pie, a mathematical constant fighting obnoxious humans
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Dog recalls life-changing encounter with 8 year old boy who had near death experience trapped in a well.
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??? “soon again” ...Dear God, some of us human mothers don’t believe that our child is public property.. DO NOT TOUCH THAT CHILD
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