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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 19

    Nation’s Liberals Not Sure What To Think After Hearing Special Counsel Has Waterboarded Every Suspect In Trump Investigation https://trib.al/09zpbRt pic.twitter.com/ilDTprB2Pd

    7:57 AM - 19 Apr 2018
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      2. You're the snowflake‏ @whataboutisms Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/Ie85hwr5an

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      2. Sean Segler‏ @SeanSailorx Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion @RodBoydILM

        Wrong. MSM would tell them what to think within minutes

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Eric Leon‏ @Runtus_Maximus Apr 19
        Replying to @SeanSailorx @TheOnion @RodBoydILM

        You know how jokes work right?

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. prime tuffet‏ @Time_Prophet Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        To be fair, if somebody could deserve waterboarding...

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      1. Eric Leon‏ @Runtus_Maximus Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I can't remember the last time the onion hit so close to home on such a personal level.

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      1.  🇺🇸Americanis Dadus 🇺🇸‏ @AmericanisDadus Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When does the parody begin?

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      1. Ken‏ @KennethCWarner Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is good.

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      1. Ty Vulpine‏ @TyVulpintaur Apr 19
        Replying to @mikejgirling @TheOnion

        Don’t like that they’re more real than Fox News?

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      1. Trevor Zaple‏ @TZaple Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hannity at least volunteered for it.

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      2. EmoCratic SoCalist‏ @Skatespeech Apr 19
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think this is giving liberals too much credit

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. mmm some person‏ @mmm_person Apr 19
        Replying to @Skatespeech @TheOnion

        #SaysTheRacist

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      4. Ragnar‏ @Riskarr5 Apr 19
        Replying to @mmm_person @Skatespeech @TheOnion

        Lmao, straight to the race card.

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      5. mmm some person‏ @mmm_person Apr 19
        Replying to @Riskarr5 @Skatespeech @TheOnion

        That’s what the Republican Party stands for. The discrimination and disenfranchisement of minority’s.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. EmoCratic SoCalist‏ @Skatespeech Apr 19
        Replying to @mmm_person @Riskarr5 @TheOnion

        So this is based on the assumption that anyone critical of liberals/liberalism is automatically a conservative and by extension, the worst possible version? It is possible to have criticism of that from the left ideologically.

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      7. mmm some person‏ @mmm_person Apr 19
        Replying to @Skatespeech @Riskarr5 @TheOnion

        Yes that is the assumption. I could be wrong but I’m willing to take that bet. And it’s not by extension. Republican policies are racist policies. It is possible to criticize the left, your statement wasn’t a criticism, but a cheap joke.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Ragnar‏ @Riskarr5 Apr 19
        Replying to @mmm_person @Skatespeech @TheOnion

        No one buys that 70s era hippie bullshit anymore. Upsurge in young conservatives.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. EmoCratic SoCalist‏ @Skatespeech Apr 19
        Replying to @Riskarr5 @mmm_person @TheOnion

        Please don’t “help” me. Since no one wants to take a cursory glance at my profile: emphatically not a republican or a liberal, relatively sure I’m not pro-racism &none of this has anything to do w/joke I’m responding to. You 2 fight if you want but I don’t care &please untag me.

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