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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 18

    Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop https://trib.al/fTDJkCv pic.twitter.com/8G5m6TUZke

    2:31 PM - 18 Apr 2018
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    • Emma Andrew LOOKIT LOOKIT it's friggin bats spookyburps Donnie Weisse Tricia никол Jason John
    17 replies 226 retweets 1,822 likes
      1. Michelle Milliken‏ @MichelleyM Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area kid says they don't have to pee, Dad, stop bothering them; has urgent need to use restroom five minutes after leaving

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      1. mat.thew‏ @ColossalTree Apr 18
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        Cant stop me. Got my own damn money DAD!! Now where the Fritos at?

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      1. 100 1# $a Steele, Tom $c (Spirit)‏ @ringo_osu Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But they have food!

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      1. Stu‏ @musicmaing Apr 18
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        But then Dad catches a gorgeous whiff of Cinnabon

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      1. Hombrevender‏ @Hombrevender Apr 18
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        @Bitch_imaBarbie or other everyone else in the car says we are going to find something to eat and the Dad loads up on snacks.

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      1. GrimdarkMark Spence 死‏ @marktspence Apr 18
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        It me.

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      1. Jim Evans‏ @jevans1959 Apr 22
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        This is a smart man. A very smart man!!

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      1. resentfuldragon‏ @resentfuldrago1 Apr 18
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        pic.twitter.com/UEJQ9er3t8

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      1. pj killy‏ @pjkelly1964 Apr 18
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        Dad loves nothing better than making good time.

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      1. William Wright‏ @GedditWrightYo Apr 18
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        Dad Clarifies This Not A Strip Club

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      2. This fucking guy  🇨🇦‏ @iamrdbg Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TAPetroDrvSmart Correct. There is nothing in a TA resembling food and real truck stops have all but gone the way of the dodo.

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      3. resentfuldragon‏ @resentfuldrago1 Apr 18
        Replying to @iamrdbg @TheOnion @TAPetroDrvSmart

        pic.twitter.com/9Q1TGBFJjT

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      1. Marybeth Horn‏ @MarybethHorn6 Apr 18
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        Voted best road kill food by Truckers Cuisine Magazine.

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      1. hhtrucker‏ @HHtruckerjason Apr 18
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        Also, @TAPetroDrvSmart update your damn menus

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 18
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        ‘These are snacks, not food.’

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      1. kittrz‏ @kittrz_ Apr 18
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        Thanks dad, I was confused

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      1. Mary Mendonca‏ @Wareaglebiol Apr 18
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        hmm. second clunker.

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      1. hhtrucker‏ @HHtruckerjason Apr 18
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        Werd!

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