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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 18

    "It saddens me deeply to know there are still billions of people around the globe who are routinely deprived of an authentic Fridays experience." https://trib.al/S1zVBE2 pic.twitter.com/l6gPwHV4EH

    12:56 PM - 18 Apr 2018
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    • Nick Wednesday Addams' Dress tinker tailor soldier dumbass TheBaeOfPigs Jugal Gala amy💫 Legendary Jack Jursnich Devs Gaz
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      2. metal guru‏ @nicoleeey95 Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @NOTVIKING

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      3. viking!‏ @NOTVIKING Apr 18
        Replying to @nicoleeey95 @TheOnion

        lmao

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      1. Data Fromstartrek‏ @go_csftitans Apr 18
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        They are coming out with a sister restaurant "Fuck Monday's"

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      2. Tanna‏ @tcjericho Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @AlonPinkas

        There is no TGI Friday's in Germany

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      3. Alon Pinkas‏ @AlonPinkas Apr 18
        Replying to @tcjericho @TheOnion

        There were many in the DDR, but you insisted on “unification” for some reason

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      4. Tanna‏ @tcjericho Apr 18
        Replying to @AlonPinkas @TheOnion

        What is freedom if you could have Ciroc French Smash

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      1. I_Suckemallov‏ @I_suckemallov Apr 19
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        But Sunday knowing you don't have to go to work is relaxing

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      1. Aden Nak‏ @AdenNak1 Apr 18
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        It's a small consolation, but at least they can microwave their food at home and simulate the experience.

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Apr 18
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        Good. LAUD!!!! music, slow service, mediocre food.

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      1. Michael brown‏ @Michaeliowa1965 Apr 18
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        Right on!

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      1. Patty Skerl‏ @PSkerl Apr 18
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        @JimGaffigan to bad there wasn’t a Friday’s breakfast option at EWR

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      1. Just Paul‏ @S1R1USme Apr 18
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