It’s a strip of listerine,to keep your bunghole minty fresh.
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It slowly turns red, like with receipt paper, so you know when to replace it!
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That extra dose of freshness along your crack.
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Probably has something to do with
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Ring Floss?
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Facebook Shit-Tracking Tech
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Fuck,first left and right
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Wasn't the thin blue line a movie too?
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Area Little Suckerturd is keeping an eye on you. A brown eye.
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No passing.
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The stripe is there to align the TP to your butthole and ensure maximum sphincter to tissue contact.
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Looks like my ass is excited for Cottonelle
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Well if it didn't need the blue strip it wouldn't have it. So it must need it.
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Middle of the road
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It's bound to be more successful than last year's "ultra-duty 200 grit" paper.
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if the blue turns white, replace the roll
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Charmin's data ANALytics program
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Centre right or centre left its all shit.
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I think it's for wiping your butt.
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