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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 18

    Congress Not Sure What It Did To Make Trump Think It Wouldn’t Roll Over For Whatever He Wants In Syria https://trib.al/fLm94yB pic.twitter.com/KkaM8F5IMF

    11:25 AM - 18 Apr 2018
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    • basil valentine Pierre-Simon Laplace OldCrow🔹🌽 Michelle Y. Gordon Giulia Pristerà Tony Scheer so i spent all night trying to queef that egg out Mímir ajaygolmalgobisharma
    18 replies 168 retweets 793 likes
      1. John Flores‏ @JohnMFlores Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn. a vegetable that grows in the ground is spittin' more #truth than @FoxNews #FAUXNews

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      1. Just Jayne James  🇨🇦‏ @ElegantString Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        OMG that McConnell dufus is one sorry looking son of a turtle.....

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      1. Chom Chom‏ @ChomChomPiki Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        On remplace "in Syria" et on a un running gag qui marche bien :)

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ‘We are totally loyal. We refused to even consider a bill that would have made firing Mueller a problem for you Mr. President, Sir.’

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      1. rob‏ @robmir47 Apr 18
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        The look 👀 on these two say it all 😉

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      1. National Work Stoppage for a Better Future‏ @ZacharySGrigley Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This isn't even satire anymore.

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      1. ..‏ @heretodaymaybe Apr 18
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        pic.twitter.com/Sf4P9Dycfa

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      1. AnIntellectualBogan‏ @Robert_Muldoom Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Congress = 80s sitcom

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is hysterical after Obama. Remember when some people warned about doing things without Congress, Executive Actions? How the next guy might not be 'your' guy?

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      1. Mrs. Renkert‏ @MrsRenkert Apr 18
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        Mrs. Renkert Retweeted Mrs. Renkert

        https://twitter.com/MrsRenkert/status/986325840240623616?s=19 …

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        Mrs. Renkert @MrsRenkert
        Replying to @realDonaldTrump
        Fine, let's have a poll right here. Do we approve or disapprove of our president right now?
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      1. BlueJay_NE‏ @TANickMA Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Turtle Main is looking particularly stern, so you know it will take at least three mean tweets from Trump before he retracts his head back into his shell and gives in.

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      1. Space Force Niko  ❌‏ @spacecadetniko Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not satire.

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      1. Nicholas Mario‏ @dontbeanick Apr 18
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        Backing him unwaveringly regardless of stupidity comes to mind.

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      1. John Hasley‏ @PonsSublicius Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm not sure either. The last time Congress claimed to care was in passing the war powers act in 1970's, and since then both parties have said that the only thing they hate more than responsibility is merit pay, which would put them in debtors' prison.

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