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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 18

    Impoverished Kenyan Bean Picker Can’t Wait To See What Starbucks Has To Say About Racial Sensitivity https://trib.al/Mwo6hvY pic.twitter.com/WeSZubu0Kb

    10:23 AM - 18 Apr 2018
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      2. Nicole  🔜 TwitchCon 2018  🍻‏ @UGotNicoled Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I read a similar story on the French press.

        1 reply 2 retweets 35 likes
      3. David H.‏ @hadden176 Apr 18
        Replying to @UGotNicoled @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/KZ2ZwndxHM

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      1. Ken Marshall  👻 馬康澤‏ @kenner116 Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/sxBR9k1NZ9

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      2. Blake Lyman‏ @BLymanWarrior Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        there's no ethical consumption under capitalism but there are great frappuccinos

        2 replies 4 retweets 41 likes
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      2. Hayden Black‏ @haydenblack Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Starbucks reopened today. Just don't ask for your coffee black - they're still very jumpy.

        1 reply 6 retweets 29 likes
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      1. John Flores‏ @JohnMFlores Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion's been tweeting #truth more than #FAUXNews

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      1. Jaxson‏ @KenjonBurner Apr 18
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      1. Jim E. Smiley‏ @jimmiesmiley Apr 18
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        His struggle didn't go viral tho

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      1. The Singing Owl‏ @OwlWithAGuitar Apr 18
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      1. Tevfik, I Am‏ @therealTevfik Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        At press time, sources confirmed Mwangi had been beaten unconscious on the job after being inspired by Starbucks to engage his fellow farmhands in a discussion about racial injustice in all its forms.😂🤣🤣😂I❤️The Onion!!!!

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      1. DOOOOOM 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈‏ @Croakinc36 Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion is so scalding with their political commentary lately. Spectacular stuff.

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Starbuck’s bean counters say all picked beans are counted equally.

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      1. Rob Poirier‏ @PoirierRob Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nobodys is even noticing the guy stealing beans

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      1. DavidJ78‏ @davidirish78 Apr 18
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        Local man uses topic of racial justice as excuse to stop drinking shit overpriced coffee

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      1. P. Joseph Cherubino‏ @PJ_Cherubino Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        WOW... Talk about cutting to the quick with satire. Fuck... The Onion has had its sharpest knives out lately...

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      1. j. sandler‏ @j4sandler Apr 18
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        This is savage af

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      1. Holly‏ @hollyanneq83 Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I heard they're bleaching the beans to make them white, too

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