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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 18

    Grandma Defiantly Taking Scone Recipe To Grave https://trib.al/oxxL5F0 pic.twitter.com/jEyHraPKq0

    7:52 AM - 18 Apr 2018
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    20 replies 210 retweets 1,454 likes
      1. Ross Elder‏ @Rosselder10 Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “You can take ma pension, but you will not take ma scones!”

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      1. Lily‏ @lilygreen_ Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @randypitcherii me as a grandma

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      2. Republic Citizen‏ @beeeeeeeeeean Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BlueNosedDog you

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      1. Captain Kirk‏ @4QLiberals Apr 20
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bring back water-boarding. She'll give us the recipe, and confess to being the 9-11 mastermind.pic.twitter.com/woMAEg6Cqy

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      1. Dai Evans‏ @Dai_Evans_64 Apr 18
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        Scon or scone? The plot thickens 😌

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      2. Tomi Choyce‏ @youbenoteworthy Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        👍

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      3. Marie Ryan  🍻‏ @Ilium2001 Apr 18
        Replying to @youbenoteworthy @TheOnion

        How would you like to be the punchline of someone’s joke about your mother’s death?

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Apr 18
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        Oh that's ok it was store bought anyway

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      1. Margie‏ @mildredglutz Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion @JonahNRO

        LOL

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      1. LoReal~isM£‏ @MaryJaneCmplnz Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh good...Cause I'd rather eat cardboard😖

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      1. zxq9‏ @zxq9_notits Apr 18
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        At least I know my grandmother wasn't the only case of a shockingly good scone recipe passing on with her. I'll never be able to quite recreate it. :-(

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      1. nines09‏ @Mescalero09 Apr 18
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        “I asked you damn kids to help, but oh no. Football game, on the phone, petting the dog.....If you helped me you’d have seen how simple it was. But noooooo. Screw ya all. Good luck trying to replicate it. I’m gone.”

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      1. Metro McGurk‏ @metrofla Apr 18
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        That bitch!!!

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      1. ThomG ✍️ 📷 📅‏ @Thomg57 Apr 18
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        My mom did this, too.

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