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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 18

    Single Mother Hogging 2 Jobs https://trib.al/E7OguzE pic.twitter.com/Oee6egLypJ

    7:21 AM - 18 Apr 2018
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    14 replies 258 retweets 1,809 likes
      1. Josh (sometimes) says sort of funny things‏ @joshisarealboy Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That'll show those illegals stealing our jobs. Two full-time jobs for everyone!

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      2. ᖽᐸᘉᑘ᙭ ᖽᐸᓰᖶSᑘᘉᘿ‏ @KnuxKitsune Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That sounds strikingly similar to Fox News' reaction to a black student who applied to 20 colleges and got a full ride with all of them.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They should make the minimum wage lower then, that will dissuade people from getting second jobs. Or something.

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      1. Supercords‏ @Supercords Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        America First!! If we don't send these single mothers back to marriage, there will be no jobs left for us REAL Americans!! #MAGA #MakeSingleMomsMarriedAgain

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      1. Andy‏ @GamblinEngineer Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s okay, she’s white.

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      1. Grinch Gang || Rocket Zigzagoon‏ @RocketRacoon27 Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What the hell? Why isn't @realDonaldTrump doing anything about this?

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      2. City Softball 1972‏ @baytobreaker79 Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Unemployment would be lower if people would just stick with one job. Apparently they don’t want to make America great again

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      3. oh hi mark‏ @therealjose5 Apr 18
        Replying to @baytobreaker79 @TheOnion

        Don't know if you're being sarcastic or not.

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      4. City Softball 1972‏ @baytobreaker79 Apr 18
        Replying to @therealjose5 @TheOnion

        I am, as is @TheOnion

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      1. 5'10 on a good day  🇳🇬‏ @0la_bisi Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/98xI1cLaoD

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      1. Ross Elder‏ @Rosselder10 Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everything we have been told is a lie. The single mothers are the real threat, not (insert any race, religion, etc) that Trump offended!

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      1. DanG‏ @LivHrdDieHrdr Apr 18
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        SHOW OFF!

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      1. Travis R Letterman‏ @travislett Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Single white woman as well. One of those jobs to go to an immigrant or minority

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      1. Ken van horn‏ @Kenvanhorn2 Apr 18
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        Some people will do anything to stay away from their kids Or she's trying to work herself to death

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      1. internet's bolivian‏ @LuchinGador Apr 18
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        build a wall around her

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