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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 17

    Comey Says Trump 'Morally Unfit' To Be President As Clash Escalates https://trib.al/kG0onHx  #WhatDoYouThink?pic.twitter.com/Fv8IAB5let

    4:20 PM - 17 Apr 2018
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    • Oof i dance in the ~~DARK~~ Marc Foster esazee 1234567890 🤡 Mike Christensen, MCMP, CNU-A Nicky Smith Jimmy Hall
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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So that's why he announced that the clinton investigation was re-opened but didn't mention that trump was under federal investigation, too. Makes perfect sense! 🤪

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      1. Dinkleslash 🔪 🗡 ⚔️‏ @Dinkeldash Apr 17
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        Thank God patriots like James Comey are here to save us from the consequences of legally conducted elections!

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      1. Vote, damn it. Nov. 6th‏ @WrittenComedy Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's like that classic conundrum of what to do after you're robbed by a Hobbit with a cursed ring. You might want to do the right thing so badly that you go on a rampage slaying all who may oppose you in a paranoid fit of extreme arson but the truth is there are no wrong answers.

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      1. Scott‏ @scottk1350 Apr 17
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        2 years late and a book deal short...

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      1. cheryl cantiani‏ @CantianiCheryl Apr 18
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        Comey is trying to make money as no one else would hire him Dems included

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      1. Alex Preiss‏ @AlexPreiss4 Apr 18
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        Comedy had to chose between that or getting the hair off his chest.

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      1. Its_me_DBT‏ @DBTINC Apr 18
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        Comey's showing all the diagnostic signs of megalomania.

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      1. mellow‏ @TreesMellow Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh it’s not weird. He probably had a lot to say after he was fired but saved it for his book. Yeah that’s how it works. Surprised you think it’s weird, everyone pretty much knows that.

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      1. obiweiss‏ @obiweiss Apr 17
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        You credited Teddy Summers incorrectly here. He is a Handlebar MUSTACHE repairman. He does good work, check out his yelp reviews

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      1. Kyle Stone (18+)‏ @thekylestone Apr 17
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        Well.... He is.

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