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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 17

    Alex Jones Pleads With Sandy Hook Parents To Imagine Pain An Expensive Lawsuit Would Cause Him https://trib.al/BViMEzI pic.twitter.com/aImArLwFOU

    3:31 PM - 17 Apr 2018
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      1. hungry on brain‏ @MeMeMediumBoy Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        yet another onion article I had to double check to see it hadn't come from the BBC or someone else

        0 replies 0 retweets 45 likes
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      1. arleigh‏ @arleigh Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @JohannaBair

        It must be hard to write jokes that don’t seem like real news. This seemed like real news.

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      2. Adam Allouba‏ @adam_allouba Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Nobody ever thinks of the conspiracy theorist talk show radio hosts. Won’t somebody please think of the conspiracy theorist talk show radio hosts??

        1 reply 0 retweets 28 likes
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      2. Daylight Snobbery‏ @bainseo_sean Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @jamesdoleman

        That's a real shame...so thoughtless...poor Alex!pic.twitter.com/0re1wGnCo8

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. randall "it means (were)wolf" g. arnold  🌊‏ @texrat Apr 17
        Replying to @bainseo_sean @TheOnion @jamesdoleman

        SATIRE

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Daylight Snobbery‏ @bainseo_sean Apr 17
        Replying to @texrat @TheOnion @jamesdoleman

        Steady...satire indeed...our UK Queen (God bless her, she does a grand job, as does her family. They deserve the millions we pay them each year. I mean, they give us so much back in other ways!) has decreed that all satire is banned.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. David Randall‏ @davidrvale1976 Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sadly, this could very well be a true headline and it wouldn't surprise me.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. Ruh Roh‏ @03purplejazzMIM Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm trying to find a way I can type the words "Alex Jones", "AR-15" and "enema" in one sentence without tripping some kind of algorithim at Twitter HQ. I hope this works...

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      1. Tom Moore‏ @tommoore2004 Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        there's not enough Nelson Muntz meme's in the world to convey my feelings on this.

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      2. Paula‏ @PaHe56435751 Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should have thought about his words he spoke of to bereaved parents. I hope they all sue him.

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. ugh‏ @jhm5150 Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sandy Hook parents should pretend the lawsuit doesn’t exist.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Figurative Garbage, Esq.‏ @TurboSloth14 Apr 17
        Replying to @jhm5150 @TheOnion

        Why? They are the plaintiffs.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Cliff Vegas‏ @Spinoff55 Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually, this joke article has triggered me. I really want to see Alex Jones tear up - after a short trial, quick judgement, and swift justice. Prepare for impact @RealAlexJonespic.twitter.com/FpDBnNy6dy

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      1.  💞  🐼 🐨 🐶 αñ∂ι  🐘 🐧 ☕  💞‏ @BlushOrchid Apr 17
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        pic.twitter.com/Ada7BPMu3V

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      1. Alfredo Garcia‏ @freddygarcia Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He should get sued for pizzagate also.

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      2. swat‏ @champagneswathi Apr 18
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @bgmalhotra

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      3. bhada$$‏ @bgmalhotra Apr 18
        Replying to @champagneswathi @TheOnion

        They should sue, win, deny that they ever sued, and then sue again

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      1. Haley‏ @MediocreHaley Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

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