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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 17

    Men Fired In Wake Of #MeToo Come Forward About How It Took Them Several Hours To Find New Jobspic.twitter.com/sbc5ljENXD

    9:19 AM - 17 Apr 2018
    • 750 Retweets
    • 3,065 Likes
    • ghouls just wanna have fun Dr Clare Clarrrrggghhhke 👻 John Collins Olivia Carroll sander s pedersen Rampaige Kerry Rossow debbie...(just sayin') mike cridge
    37 replies 750 retweets 3,065 likes
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      2. Bill Quest‏ @quest_bill Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Wow! Because that’s the most difficult thing they have to deal with?!? Think about the women they hurt!!!! Makes me sick

        4 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. Y@‏ @loganwyattsnydr Apr 17
        Replying to @quest_bill @TheOnion

        it’s satire

        1 reply 1 retweet 72 likes
      4. Bill Quest‏ @quest_bill Apr 17
        Replying to @loganwyattsnydr @TheOnion

        What’s so satirical about the me too movement?!?

        5 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      5. Y@‏ @loganwyattsnydr Apr 17
        Replying to @quest_bill @TheOnion

        the onion is making fun of the men

        0 replies 0 retweets 74 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Alicia CIDER DOUGHNUTS Kraft‏ @TheAliciaKraft Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @GaryPascal this is so brave I'm proud of u

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Gary Pascal‏ @GaryPascal Apr 17
        Replying to @TheAliciaKraft @TheOnion

        Thanks! It's a crazy world out there but thankfully there's someone looking out for the little guy

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Katlin‏ @PatlinKatterson Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I wonder how many will eat the onion on this.

        2 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. 2²w‏ @politechjunky Apr 17
        Replying to @PatlinKatterson @TheOnion

        r/atetheonion

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      2. Bradley Parkes (Economisms)‏ @economisms Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Theres a pornstar who had sex for money and shes upset about it...post real news!

        4 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Chicken Joe rated Fx by the NRA‏ @chickyjoey1 Apr 17
        Replying to @economisms @TheOnion

        They... they don't do real news. They do satire. That's their thing.pic.twitter.com/XFxiphU1iH

        0 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Fasika Addis‏ @addis_fasika Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I too" omg legendary

        0 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      1. Elizabeth Clark‏ @Elizabe7743976 Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        😂😩pic.twitter.com/SEzh7WM9j1

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      1. Vinicent  🇺🇸‏ @VanguardVince Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Should we take them seriously, if they took so long to find new jobs? They should've had new jobs in minutes after it happened.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Kate Priest‏ @RemingtonFox Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I know you're satire, but this is still incredibly ignorant.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. Kate Priest‏ @RemingtonFox Apr 17

        I know that, and typically I don't have a problem with it. It's just this stuff is already so overblown, it doesn't need the extra help.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. jackson 'o lantern‏ @jacksonelhage Apr 18
        Replying to @RemingtonFox @TheOnion

        I don't think you know what ignorant means, lady.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. delet or get punish  🇺🇸 🤝 🇵🇸‏ @DeletOrPunish Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So beautiful. Real life. Wish I could have helped them in this very real situation.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. Joe McGuire‏ @JayCMcG Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This made my day

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Itoo 🙏🏼

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