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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 17

    New Evidence Suggests First Gallows Created As Early Attempt At Autoerotic Asphyxiation https://trib.al/S2wxs0s pic.twitter.com/jaePPnuLM9

    7:44 AM - 17 Apr 2018
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    • bingo bango bongo SDubas Pats John Doctor DJ Spyderdyne Drew Baker Professional Loser No u onesimus
    24 replies 241 retweets 1,515 likes
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      2.  🍭 Tyrantula  🎃‏ @crocsushi Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/10q15tSm67

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      3. Gothtober “バニー ボーイ”‏ @SuperiorArtemis Apr 17
        Replying to @crocsushi @TheOnion

        Bojack is historically accurate

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4.  🍭 Tyrantula  🎃‏ @crocsushi Apr 17
        Replying to @SuperiorArtemis @TheOnion

        I think you mean Hysterically 😎

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Gothtober “バニー ボーイ”‏ @SuperiorArtemis Apr 17
        Replying to @crocsushi @TheOnion

        🔫

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      1.  ♥*♡+:。.。 𝔱𝔬𝔟𝔦𝔞𝔰 。.。:+♡* ♥‏ @knivesciaoo Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bojack Horseman anyone

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      1. CodeMonkey‏ @CodeMonkeyB Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gd it the graphic is spot on! 🤣

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      2. Transgressor OⒶk  🏴 🌵‏ @pablohummus Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lmao @Toblerone_papi @ThaniaAB

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Thania Betancourt Alcazar‏ @ThaniaAB Apr 17
        Replying to @pablohummus @TheOnion @Toblerone_papi

        Omg. Savage.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Tacit Approval‏ @limbsinline Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Had a public crowd fetish too

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Steve Butters‏ @SteveButters1 Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey, I’m squanching in here!

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      1. Scherzo -pain in rain-‏ @DE_Pain_In_Rain Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ahhhh

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      1. DavidJ78‏ @davidirish78 Apr 17
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        pic.twitter.com/wnno91A79F

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      2. Sponge King‏ @modernDayStoic Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sick. Unfollowed

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      3. Italian South Dakota‏ @BackInTheDaisy Apr 17
        Replying to @modernDayStoic @TheOnion

        lol

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      4. Sponge King‏ @modernDayStoic Apr 17
        Replying to @BackInTheDaisy @TheOnion

        What’s so funny?

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      1. Marc-Andre Dion‏ @madfe051 Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'd wager that most important inventions were initially intended to bring their inventors forbidden pleasures.

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      1. Alex Dzwil‏ @Dwizz_Khalifa Apr 17
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        @ccavpro4 @jpq4u @PeterPrenderga5

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      1. Hairy Legs Hannah‏ @NotALesbo Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        THE LENGTHS THAT MEN WILL GO TO GET OFF to them violence and sex are siblings the most violent thing IVE ever done in bed is accidentally stab a penis with my menstrual cup guess i didnt account for length on that one

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      1. Jack Byrne‏ @GonzoGunner94 Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Robin Williams.

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