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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 16

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    "Listen, I would never discuss this with the customers because I have my professional impartiality to maintain, but, honestly, it’s Taco Bell that does the heavy lifting."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/985894105539661830 …

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    The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
    Manager Of Combination Taco Bell/KFC Secretly Considers It Mostly A Taco Bell https://trib.al/yJl4s29  pic.twitter.com/WWPr5ZcV29
    4:07 PM - 16 Apr 2018
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    25 replies 385 retweets 2,845 likes
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      2. Dmustache‏ @Dnlmsstch Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But the biggest barrier for business in the fact that they only sell Pepsi

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      1. Ivan Dimov‏ @IvanDimov17 Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @zacharyzygmunt part 2

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      1. David E. Eisner‏ @Spadoukie Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Commemorated in the classic piece, known world over “ Taco Bell’s Cannon!”

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      1. Jason Luque‏ @realjluque Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They did win the restaurant wars

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      1. Keith Bruning‏ @BruningKeith Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is a pure example of discrimination of Mexicans over Kentuckians . The Governor of Kentucky will soon be blaming the plight of his underprivileged constituents on Taco Bell and it’s neglectful employees.

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      1. ℙ𝕦𝕕𝕕ℍ𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕪 🍯‏ @PuddHoney Apr 16
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        This is why multiculturalism is bound to fail.

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      2. Adam‏ @grizzladams Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @AudreyPastula

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      3. Audrey Pastula‏ @AudreyPastula Apr 18
        Replying to @grizzladams @TheOnion

        *rocking in a corner* This is satire. It’s not true. It can’t be true.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Stove‏ @stove_11 Apr 16
        Replying to @LindsWhit1 @TheOnion

        Everyone knows it's true. T-Bell or die

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      1. Jeff Bacheler‏ @jbach2121 Apr 17
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        That's because KFC is low grade dog food.......... #Bleccckkkkkkk

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      1. Jere Righter‏ @jererighter Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is only because no one has invented the @Doritos Extra Crispy Chicken. It’s just that simple to get to @kfc total world domination

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      1. Chance A.‏ @trialander10 Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I agreepic.twitter.com/jJKCuv3QC5

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      1. Stinky Pinky‏ @_PootSin_ Apr 16
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        How is this a joke?

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      2. Ed Drennen‏ @EdDrennen1 Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Agreed it’s the best Mexican food in the world!pic.twitter.com/fXwtkIJ2On

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      3. Mike Painter‏ @md_painter Apr 17
        Replying to @EdDrennen1 @TheOnion

        Taco Bell is to real Mexican food as waving fields of wheat are to ocean waves.

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