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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 16

    Cool Glitch Effect On Movie Studio Logo Must Mean Shit About To Go Down https://trib.al/b6BL7FL pic.twitter.com/TYEs1VRsGb

    10:39 AM - 16 Apr 2018
    • 2,327 Retweets
    • 12,315 Likes
    • Kyousou Simen Bjerkelund Ian Sandwich Man Aviv Cohen Doctor of Onlineology, PhD melanie angel, but halloween Annalis-uuuhhhhh R E Tree
    25 replies 2,327 retweets 12,315 likes
      1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is why I wear full riot gear to theaters.

        0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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      1. JP‏ @vectorpoem Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @ja2ke

        [Batman-is-a-metal-vocalist-now voice] my logo is a glitch effect

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      2. Andrew James Vincent‏ @AJinPismoBeach Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bladerunner 2049?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Coley Foley‏ @colbster Apr 16
        Replying to @AJinPismoBeach @TheOnion

        I'm guessing Justice League

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. 420b00tywizard‏ @doucheplayer Apr 16
        Replying to @colbster @AJinPismoBeach @TheOnion

        nah jl had the normal wb logo

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Thomas Sanborn‏ @thomasthecure Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion @ShawnFatfield

        @peralesjulie @qbrickampersand

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      2. A‏ @AslanOfMass Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not funny. Until the Onion stops promoting and profiting off of the usurpation Of technical difficulties culture I wil be unfokkowing.

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Dood‏ @Jaunty_Dragon Apr 16
        Replying to @AslanOfMass @TheOnion

        You dont watch movies do you?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Robby S‏ @thegreenrobby Apr 16
        Replying to @Jaunty_Dragon @AslanOfMass @TheOnion

        Do you? Every day, dozens of studio vanity plates are abused and neglected, and bystanders like YOU let it happen.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Dood‏ @Jaunty_Dragon Apr 16
        Replying to @thegreenrobby @AslanOfMass @TheOnion

        I'm pretty sure they're just talking about the animation. No?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Robby S‏ @thegreenrobby Apr 16
        Replying to @Jaunty_Dragon @AslanOfMass @TheOnion

        Don't make this about race. It affects all forms of entertainment media.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Dood‏ @Jaunty_Dragon Apr 16
        Replying to @thegreenrobby @AslanOfMass @TheOnion

        I actually have no idea what youre talking about. How did I bring race into this? Im just talking that logo animation that's done before the movie starts.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Robby S‏ @thegreenrobby Apr 16
        Replying to @Jaunty_Dragon @AslanOfMass @TheOnion

        You make me sick.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Dood‏ @Jaunty_Dragon Apr 16
        Replying to @thegreenrobby @AslanOfMass @TheOnion

        I have no idea what just happened

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. Ryan Hutchins‏ @RyHutchFilm Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @seany_mcdermott @doahnel @evan_hutchins

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      2. Bailey‏ @BaileyJIII Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Thafnine

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      3. T9‏ @Thafnine Apr 16
        Replying to @BaileyJIII @TheOnion

        i know the company that made the logo edit, ridiculously good stuff

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Physco On the Loose  😈‏ @upset_cop Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Recognize the @OnionIncUnion

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