That's hitting pretty close to home damn
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I've done it multiple times in the past few months; the onion knows the state of social relationships in 2018 far too well
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Yeah it reminds me of those w&m emails
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Definitely suicide then
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Seriously, what is the point of obits without the deets? Sleuth on, girl!
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I dunno, Simon, you're the professional... obituariser? Would YOU put that somebody died of auto-erotic asphyxiation? (because if you haven't yet, then I'm totally daring you to do so when the opportunity arises)
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"Squanching?"
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Just Google it.
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I'd rather not.
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@yomadlion kinda looks like youThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Hoping that the cause of death is overdose so she can talk shit privately with friends she keeps on touch with from high school.
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It’s always heroin.
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I hate that I’ve had to do this LOL
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This is how you get back your swagger,
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My wife
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