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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion Apr 16

    Manager Of Combination Taco Bell/KFC Secretly Considers It Mostly A Taco Bell https://trib.al/yJl4s29 pic.twitter.com/WWPr5ZcV29

    7:54 AM - 16 Apr 2018
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    • Wyatt Garrett Spooky🕸Pilgrim Unemployed Hobo Blake Derek Melancon Louis-Samuel Deltour Zackary Propst chris j The Plagiarist Nick🌵
    50 replies 630 retweets 4,776 likes
      1. Alexa Forgione‏ @lex_forgione Apr 16
        Replying to @TaylorB_64 @TheOnion

        I secretly consider it mostly a kfc

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      2. Rogerdisagrees‏ @Rodger_disagree Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #Rogerdisagrees. The Onion @TheOnion has seriously deteriorated in its content of late.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. The Magnificent Patrick‏ @Maverick0741 Apr 16
        Replying to @Rodger_disagree @TheOnion

        They gotta make articles every day dude. They can’t all be winners.

        1 reply 0 retweets 8 likes
      4. Rogerdisagrees‏ @Rodger_disagree Apr 16
        Replying to @Maverick0741 @TheOnion

        Disappointed twitter user complains about mediocrity by citing success as a problem. Maybe we will make tomorrow's mediocre post. #Rogerdisagrees.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. Jacob Plato‏ @_Jacob_Plato_ Apr 16
        Replying to @Rodger_disagree @Maverick0741 @TheOnion

        I mean, if you have a problem with it then don’t follow them.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jeffrey Lyon‏ @ddosguru Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Usually it's more like a KFC that also serves tacos.

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      2. Joe Johnson‏ @crosscut2020 Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        If you have the choice, why wouldn't you pick Taco Bell over KFC? Taco Bell is the bomb and KFC has way to much greese and oil..

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Brad Boo 👻-tty‏ @BradReedBeatty Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        TIL there are no good “das racist” gifs. #CombinationPizzaHutAndTacoBell

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      1. Dirk‏ @kalvinbal Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Kentucky Taco Fried Bell Chicken.

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      1. Michael McKinley‏ @Real_McKinley Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lot's of 'convenience' food confusion these days.pic.twitter.com/c0xNpyXuLX

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      1. Unemployed Hobo Blake‏ @doozerblake Apr 17
        Replying to @TheOnion @BonerWizard

        They just changed the combo one near me to a full KFC and I'm wondering how the fuck that ended up winning out.

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      1. Christine Hudson‏ @SteenandAstor Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ken-Taco-Hut....

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      1. brian‏ @sentient02970 Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Make that burrito extra crispy with gravy on the side.

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      1. Michael Gaston‏ @MichaelGaston Apr 16
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        @chambonation

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      1. Dogpawz1‏ @dogpawz2012 Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trying to figure out why we care...oh Ya we don't

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      1. akschaaf‏ @akschaaf Apr 16
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        @paulkrause81

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      2. Derp Stinkerton‏ @Edge_182 Apr 16
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Um, @edgette22 , where do your loyalties lie?!

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      3. 🅴🅳🅶🅴‏ @edgette22 Apr 17
        Replying to @Edge_182 @TheOnion

        that's like asking a mother which child she loves most. ...which would obviously be the youngest child. So Taco Bell, I guess.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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